Master P, Silkk the Shocker, Fiend - How to Be a Playa lyrics

Ya see, wenches be messy like Marvin
My homies be ballin, pimp tricks eryday
From LA to the Bay
To New Orleans, the original big baby
Like Big Mike
Don't make me Tina Turner one of you
Wenches and hit you like Big Ike
UHHHH, pimp shit, Cadillac with the vogues
Hoes got no souls that be
For flare without ya coat
Star sixty-nine could get you whipped, uhh
Momma told you never mess with a
Southern bitch i got this pimp game from
My grandfather Big Daddy, he said
"Keep your fo' inches in
Your candy painted Caddy
Keep your cattle, all in one stable
If a wench jumps off at
The mouth, keep it cool, then you play her"
Get your cash, then you creep, check a broad
Enemy ain't no love for you freaks
Time to tenderize the meat then we
Be tradin women like Eddie
Murphy Tradin Places
I got, baitches cleanin my
House shinin my gold, doin my shoelaces
I got, wenches runnin errands goin to stores
Dressed up like twins
I mean in the same clothes
Stayin in the same house
Bangin en on the same couch
Real G's in dime hats, know what
I'm talkin about
Uhh, be up playa, don't pay for the kitty kat
I mean if you bout it bout
It, give her some change, then take it back

How to be a playa main
You gots to be a playa mahn

You gots to be a playa, but rule number one
In the how's to be a playa never
Profess to nuttin what ya done
Believe me, or should I say
Believe in I spittin
See me talkin to a trick
Ask me then I hit em
You never can give em no slack
Cause you gots to be in it to win
Be safe and grab her hand, slap dem
Cause they'll try the shit again
It's give in to they demands
And that's a simp thang
But to get them and they friends
Now that's a pimp thang (pimp thang)
You wanna learn som'in? Well take
A picture of this G
Look in the dictionary, under player
You'll find a picture of me
Uhh, cause I don't sleep
And players can't cause we ballin
We can't be trippin
Cause a player's pimp can't be fallin
I leave em with the hurt like
BB cryin like CeCe Winan
Recline and watch TV, game feel like a CD
Nigga make appointment when they see me
Don't call back often they beep me
Gotta be a G (how you get the drawers) get
The drawers off, easy, look
Silkk the Shocker fool
Nigga I pimps and roll
(What you ride?) Cadillacs and vogues, uhh

How to be a playa main
You gots to be a playa mahn

See I'm bout to smack me a bitch
Cause all my money in here
Told em clear, for me to slid arrear
Gotta pay for the year
What I look like a simp? Girl
I'm a No Limit pimp
Got the ones you least expect
Supportin me for the length
I pass crunch like blunts
Treat your man good like a wench
High ho on the ranch
I spray and smell dogs by the branch
Keep a broad doin split's
Next gon' be doin the clit
One girl gone so bad
Want me to Western Union some dick
Put em on corners and curbs
Breakin new ones outta nerd
Bringin daddy Fiend the money
While all I do is choke herb
I spank em and thank em
Leave em swollen and kiss em bye
And just think
Cause them extra them knowin my fist size

How to be a playa main
You gots to be a playa mahn