Meat Puppets - Sam lyrics

Maybe they had a ridiculous statement to
Make about something they hadn't experienced
Possibly Sam had a different opinion
That nobody ever considered important
And damn it, if Norman
And Betty were listening
Somebody would have become a phenomenal
Howling lightning tampering with
The electrical evidence shown to be relevant
Possibly with the exception of ivory
Everyone else had abandoned the obvious
Chipping away at erroneous
Garbage which definitely
Is as exciting as pudding
Deliciously spooned from the lap
Of the ludicrous into
The mouths of the question less idiots
Licking their lips as their
Eyeballs are rolling and
Flapping their tongues as they're
Losing their marbles

That's the way Sam's played around
That's the way Sam's played

Someone who wasn't related to
Anyone twisted the
Facts 'til the truth was apparent
And dished up a dollop of dubious doo doo
That sparkled like something folks
Scrambled to swallow
Slipping the rich through the eye of a needle
Is easy as getting a camel to heaven
And granny transgressing had
Blubbered a bibful
Of classified info on Milton's imbroglio

That's the way Sam's played around
That's the way Sam's played

That's the way Sam's played around
That's the way Sam's played
That's the way Sam's played around
That's the way Sam's played

Maybe they had a ridiculous statement to
Make about something they hadn't experienced
Possibly Sam had a different opinion
That nobody ever considered important
And maybe they had a ridiculous statement to
Make about something they hadn't experienced
Possibly Sam had a different opinion
That nobody ever considered important
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