Microwave - Lighterless lyrics

If I can get this hanger through
The window of my car
I’ll never leave my house again for anything
I swear pacing in the driveway
I’m the nemesis of fun
With soggy hot dog buns from spilling
Warm beer in my trunk

Throwing down my jacket as I walk inside
I send a cloudy CD case sliding off the side
Of a dresser from Ikea that I can’t get right
(God, I swear it’s missing pieces
I could choke someone)
"I guess you can come over
If you’re really dry
But I’m not really trying to go out tonight"
It's been a really shitty day
I’d rather take some time
To just pound zinfandel by myself and unwind

"Remind me of the last time that we hung out
Was it sick?"
'Cause I don’t remember anything
Not a glimpse of it
And I would rather re-up than
Hear about your kids
But I hope that y’all are doing
Just as great as I expect you’re doing

‘P’ got me some gifts
Because she’s super tight i’m lighterless
Relying on the stove for a light
But I don’t really care
These are my favorite nights
(When I can sit on my ass
And respond to no one)
"I guess you can come over
If you’re really dry
But I’m not really trying to go out tonight"
No, with my clammy fingers grabbing
Every crumb that I find
I could sit around here for
The rest of my life

If I can get this hanger through
The window of my car
I’ll never leave my house again for anything
I swear pacing in the driveway
I’m the nemesis of fun
With soggy hot dog buns from spilling
Warm beer in my trunk