Midwxst - Big mac (freestyle) lyrics
[Midwxst - Big mac freestyle lyrics]
Got a deaf bitch, and she lickin' on my toes
Boutta eat two Big Macs and
Cook 'em on the stove
My nigga, you stink, use some soap
I'm thinkin' Dove
You lonely as an orphan nigga
You need some love
I slapped a nigga on TV and
Made that nigga have a seizure
You gon' believe she under eighteen? Nigga
How you gon' believe her?
The fuck you mean I need to
Get my money up? You broke
I hope your newborn is born and
I hope that bitch choke bluefacе baby
Yeah I put that shit on the fuckin' locs
Now I'm ridin' down in a
Lowrider with tеn spokes
I slapped an orphan in the head
Now that nigga fuckin' slow
Lose some weight fat ass nigga
You look like Homer Simpson (Doh)
I pulled a golf club out
Hit that nigga upside the head
Wait, police, I didn't do it, that nigga dead
He's bleeding out on the floor
Please get him a medic
I don't know why you talkin' to me nigga
I'm not sympathetic
Your lips so big that they
Bigger than that nigga fuckin'
Your ass prolly ask for a rare rare
Medium ass steak why you built like that
Nigga? Why you built so fuckin' weird
I'm Hitler, you Anne Frank
I'm 'boutta make you disappear
You Spongebob ass nigga
Why you built so square?
You probably ain't even go to the bathroom
You prolly shit in your underwear
Fee-fi-fo-fum, my nigga, you are dumb
I'm 'boutta stomp your grandma, fuck her
Then I'm boutta cum
I took your chromosomes and then
The nigga fuckin' ran away na na na na
I can't understand what the fuck you say
No cap
I really would fuck Meredith from Brave
Mulan got that ass, yeah
You know she got that cake
Wait, I'ma stop 'cause I'm startin' to
Get a 'lil bit off beat
I don't care what niggas say
I might go and beat my meat
Fuck shootin' a chopper nigga
That dick finna go squeak
I don't care what niggas say
You niggas are fuckin' weak
Tweet, tweet, tweet, tweet
You bitch ass nigga fuck Twitter nigga
Really deleted my whole damn account
Your whole family can get
Cursed by six witches
Fuck you, your momma, your grandma
All them bitches
Told a Make-A Wish kid, "Wish upon a star"
I hit six hundred thousand niggas
In my brand new car
Fuck you niggas, fuck Iran too, Allahu Akbar
(Allahu Akbar)
Ok that 'lil that was a little fucked up
That last bar i don't give a damn though
Fuck all them fuckin' orphans
I don't care if you hit my phone
That shit is not important
This nigga 5'2" talkin' shit
You can't be shortin'
You talk all that shit online
But you is not important
Saw a bitch ass nigga
Slip down the slip-n-slide
That nigga broke his neck
And I think that nigga died
He is dead, that nigga is not breathing
You broke ass nigga
Your house don't even got heating
Niggas really named Ryan
And my name really Edgar
These niggas really talkin' to
Niggas named fuckin' Lester
I hope he get raped by 6
Dogs inside a homeless shelter
I sell fake chains, nigga, yeah
That shit don't even smelter
I killed three niggas and I fled the scene
I got two cops on my ass, I think I see green
Two niggas pulled me over, they got two M16s
And I shot six niggas, yeah I shot them dead
(Haha, hahaha)
Shot two niggas with a shotgun, Old Yeller
Your grandpa prolly say "Nigga"
That nigga prolly say "Feller"
I don't know what the fuck
I really just said, that shit fucked up
But I really don't give a damn
Run up with six niggas in a pickup truck
Niggas really from the UK, sayin'
"What's up bruv?"
"You want some tea love?", no, fuck
I don't wanna fuck slapped two deaf niggas
Now they both can not see
I don't care what niggas say
You are not seeing receipts
If you want a sex tape then you're
Going to have to pay the fee
One plus one equals two
Two plus two equals three