Obie Trice, Eminem - Lady lyrics

Can we re-enact Biggie's song?
Can you shit on me? I just
Want you to shit on me, obie

Hey lady, hey darling, hey baby, I'm sorry
(I don't think you really wanna be my girl)
But, I can't be
Your boyfriend if you toy with
My mothafuckin' emotions
(Fucking with me could be dangerous)
I'll kill you, bitch I'm fucking for real
I'll make you suffer
(You never know what I may really
Be like in real life)
Like I suffered, if you fuck me
Then I'll make you fall in love
(I'm the type
That might flip and get a little bit crazy)

Baby I'm extra large (huge) in magnitude
And Magnums the lubrication that I use


To chose which hole on a ho I abuse
Have 'em confused, can't tell who is who
When I fuck the shit out you
Then the next day (bitch)
I'll rush the shit out you off my two-way
(ooh wait) you wanna cuddle
Emotional hustle up on Pocono's
Poke ya nose in and outta Obie's own
No, I'm in and out your home
And this in, and out your tone
I ain't the nigga that settles 'em down
Put 'em in nice homes and floss 'em around
I bounce 'em around, camcord the sex
And sell 'em around town, how that sound?
If I was in love with ya
Now you wanna clown?
Fuck with them clowns until I
Pound on your crown
Bust a few rounds and the
Cops come and get me
Bad mouth a nigga just to convince a jury
You don't want it with me
You just horny as me
You want a nut, nothing but what it should be

I'm internationally known baby but actually
There are few people who know
How I am naturally
All you know is that I can act irrationally
When you shove a puppet up in
My face on national TV
So they label me this crazed loony rap bully
But truthfully that ain't the truth
And if you believe in that shit then you'll
Believe anything's true
And you're too stupid to ever
Get to know me personally
But personally that actually works for me
Cause the last thing that I need's
A string attached to me
I'm a bachelor, bitch
And I ain't in no fast fury
To run out and find a new Mrs mathers
Cause see
Technically me and Kim ain't back fully
But we do still make booty calls occasionally
But be damned if I end
Up back in that pattern
And we end up back at that god damn tavern
And having another déjà vu
We seeing security pass my pussy around like
It's Ja Rule's jewelry
I got news for you bitch
Your new curfew's early

Hey lady, hey darling, hey baby, I'm sorry
(I don't think you really wanna be my girl)
But, I can't be
Your boyfriend if you toy with
My mothafuckin' emotions
(Fucking with me could be dangerous)
I'll kill you, bitch I'm fucking for real
I'll make you suffer
(You never know what I may really
Be like in real life)
Like I suffered, if you fuck me
Then I'll make you fall in love
(I'm the type
That might flip and get a little bit crazy)

See you looking at the life
You looking at the lights
You looking at the ice
You ain't looking at the Trice
You should look at some advice when
I say he ain't nice
Despite the fact you think
You the feisty type
O love to fight, I love the drama
Love when my bitch get to cussing out Yolanda
(fuck you, bitch)
Find the Obie condom on the counter
Swinging her weave
Can't breathe like I can't believe!
Least I ain't deceive and try to mislead
And sell a dream just to get you on my team
I came clean to keep down the beef
Keep down my reach, you can
Keep all your teeth, sweety

See what we do under the covers
Should stay between the covers
And the two of us and we
Ain't gotta be news coverage
On the front page cover of Us as new lovers
But this is when a bitch get
To showing her true colors
Cause the truth of it
Everything that I do's public
And you'd love it if you could
Run and tell all your friends
Guess who you just screwed
As soon as me and you've done it
And save the used rubber to show
'em the proof of it
I guess it's do unto others as
You'd have 'em do unto you
But, you better be careful of
Who you're doing it to
Cause you never know when the
Shoe could end up
On the other foot and it backfires on you
Cause you may think you want it
Then you want me, til you get me
Then you got me and you're fucked
'Cause you'll be stuck with me
For the rest of your life cause
If I get attached to you
We'll be joined at the hip
I'll be so latched to you
You'll be walking out the house and
I'll run up and tackle you
Chain your ass up to the bed and shackle you
You don't think you're leaving
This house in that, do you?
Not 'til I brand my name in
Your ass and tattoo you
And have you walking out this
Bitch in turtleneck sweaters
Scarves and full leathers in
90 degree weather
Front on me? Never cause we
Gon' be together forever
Right, bitch? Right, bitch?

Hey lady, hey darling, hey baby, I'm sorry
(I don't think you really wanna be my girl)
But, I can't be
Your boyfriend if you toy with
My mothafuckin' emotions
(Fucking with me could be dangerous)
I'll kill you, bitch I'm fucking for real
I'll make you suffer
(You never know what I may really
Be like in real life)
Like I suffered, if you fuck me
Then I'll make you fall in love
(I'm the type
That might flip and get a little bit crazy)