Phineas and Ferb - History of Rock lyrics

When I was a boy down in South Illinois
I heard a man playing blues
Oh, what a wonderful noise
He had an old guitar
But not a dollar to his name
Making music so sad
But he was happy just the same
He gave me a wink
And said "Son, lemme share the news"
If you want a happy life
Ya gotta learn to sing the blues

I asked my daddy for a guitar
Oh, I begged and i plead
I said I wanted to sing the blues
And he just nodded his head
Daddy said when he was my age
Boogie Woogie was the thing
Just take the blues, throw out your hip
And add a little swing music has the power
That without it he'd have sworn
He'd have never have met my mom
And id have never have been born

HA! I kept learnin all the
Powers by guitar had
I made to go wakka wakka
Till it was so good it was bad
Just make a face and stomp that bass
And make that rhythm bump
This is just the blues
But in a way that makes
Ya wanna shake your rump
I can make ya clap your hands
I can make ya get up and dance
If you wanna shake your booty
My friend, ya gotta give the funk a chance

METAL! Pound your fist in the air!
METAL! Bang your head full of hair
Its crunchy and it's nasty
Full of bad attitude
Your parents'll think you're crazy
Your neighbors'll think you're rude
Believe it or not its just the blues again
You just add a little fuzz
And turn your amp up to 10!
Music has the power to
Change your life forever wOW! SHUH!