Ray Stevens - Down in Mexico lyrics

Well, down in Mexicali
There's a crazy little place that I know
Where the chicks are hotter
Than the chili sauce
And the boss is a cat named Joe

He wears a red bandana, plays a cool piana
In a honky-tonk down in Mexico
He wears a purple sash and a black moustache
In a honky-tonk down in Mexico

Well, the first time that I saw him
He was sittin' on a piana stool
I said, "Tell me, dad
When does the fun get had?"
He just winked his eye and said, "Man
Be cool"

He wears a red bandana, plays a cool piana
In a honky-tonk down in Mexico
He wears a purple sash and a black moustache
In a honky-tonk down in Mexico, in Mexico

All of a sudden, in walks a chick (In Mexico)
Joe starts playing on a Latin kick
(In Mexico)
All she was wearing was three fishnets
(In Mexico)
She started swayin' with her castanets
(In Mexico)
I didn't know just what to expect (In Mexico)
She threw her arms all around my neck
(In Mexico)
We started dancin' all around the floor
(In Mexico)
And then she did a dance I never saw before

So if you're south of the border
I'm talkin' down in Mexico
And you want to get straight, man
Don't hesitate just look up a cat named Joe

He wears a red bandana, plays a cool piana
In a honky-tonk down in Mexico
He wears a purple sash and a black moustache
In a honky-tonk down in Mexico, in Mexico

Hey, cómo estás, hey señorita, hahahaha
(In Mexico)
How would you like to get to know me better?
(In Mexico)
Would you like a margarita? Hoo hoo, hoo, yes
(In Mexico) in Mexico
In Mexico in Mexico
In Mexico in Mexico