The Darkness - Bald lyrics

It would appear that male pattern
Baldness has set in
His hair, at an alarming pace
Running away from his face
He's losing his virility
And now his masculinity has been compromised
And his libido down-sized

Not for me, not for me, not for me, ah ah
Not for me, not for me heaven forbid
It's not for me, you understand

Bald, slap headed and hairless (Bald)
Bald, he is destined to be bald
Well, tonight, thank God it's him
(Thank God, instead of me)

From what I have been reading
His scalp needs kneading
To stimulate each folicle
And reverse this diabolical
Condition that's afflicted him
For years, and has cruelly
Repulsed each potential mate
And left him with a balding pate

Not for me, not for me, not for me, ah ah
Not for me, not for me heaven forbid
It's not for me, you understand

Bald, slap headed and hairless (Bald)
Bald, he is destined to be bald
Well, tonight, thank God it's him
(Thank God, instead of me)
Sock it to me, baby, yeah!

Not for me, not for me, not for me, uh uh
Not for me, not for me heaven forbid
It's not for me, you understand
Not for me, not for me, not for me, uh uh
Not for me, not for me heaven forbid
It's not for me, you understand

Bald, slap headed and hairless (Bald)
Bald, he is destined to be bald
Well, tonight, thank God it's him
(Thank God, instead of me) thank God!

Bald, slap headed and hairless (Bald)
Bald, he is destined to be bald
Well, tonight, thank God it's him
(Thank God, instead of me)