The Dismemberment Plan - OK Jokes Over lyrics

So tell me the truth now before I get mad:
Was I the best lover you ever had?
And give me it straight
Doesn't it keep you up at night?
You tell me how you think you finally found love
It's lovely to hear how you've finally found love
Wear something sexy and meet me at midnight
Nnnnnnnooowwwwwwww!

Well you couldn't have asked for a funnier scene
And as for his temper, well I see what you mean
But give him a week and I swear he'll just forget
And I thank the lord that I'm me and not him
Cause I may be stupid but at least I'm not dim
And when he walked in, oh I felt no regret
Nnoooooooooooo!

So tell me the truth now before I get mad:
Was I the best lover you ever had
And give me it straight
Doesn't it keep you up at night?
If you're such a victim then go call the cops
But you certainly looked good when you were on top
If I get the blame then I get the credit too, a-too, a-Tooooooooooooo!