Watsky - G.O.A.T. (W.G.M.F.M.C.) lyrics

Haha ha ha, that was funny man
That was funny?
Yeah so what's the, uh, what's
The real track 4, though?
The real track?
Yeah that's- you're not actually gonna put
That on the record though
Yeah that's actually track number
4 on the record watsky
I'm telling you man
It's not a stretch it's possible to be
Funny and serious at the same time
Y'know poignant watsky
Yes? You have to like, disrespect women and
Talk about clubs and shit, like
That's really important nowadays
That's what they want on the radio man
Y'know, it's a track about, y'know
Juvenile epilepsy and I feel like
It'll be touching and-
See okay- You shouldn't have gone


Anywhere past juvenile think JUVENILE
You didn't say bitch ONE TIME IN THAT RECORD
No, but at the end of that, eh-
Sprinkle it man sprinkle some
Disrespect on it sprinkle it?
Sprinkle a little disrespect on it there's
No disrespect on the record, it's too nice
You need to have the big
Fucking glasses, a funny hat
Where's your T-Pain effect?
I want you to go back, go home, and
Write a better song with more bitches
Fuck more peoples' mothers and sisters and
Brothers and grandmothers and shit
Then come back here, and we'll talk
Lemme bounce with the beat for
A second no homo

Uhm, yeah whoo! Get in bed like I'm at war
Make your vagina more than kinda sore
I'm hung like a dinosaur shit your hymen tor
You're busted
You never grew up like a Toys R Us kid
I'm well-adjusted like jock strap crutches
Bang my old teachers while
The preschool watches
Met a slow girl, I was fucking her fast
Had some tight old pussy and
Got stuck in the PAASSSTTTT
I molest old age, Grab the best old babe
In a breast hold babe
Is your chest cold babe?
Are those boobs your goosebumps?
Hey sugar tit's, can a pimp have two lumps?
Measure my heart prick, whatever the night
I use my dick as a
Yardstick to measure my height!
I'm healing myself
I have a hole in my pocket
And I'm feeling myself i'm like WuTang
Your arts cookie cutter like
A Warhol soup can
The rapper who can destroy mere humans
Fuck your facelift, fuck your played whip
I built a spaceship
To ride in while you're crusing Earth
Lampooning all the aliens that
Emcee in the Universe!
The ten best rappers is a list of me
I exist to be, the greatest rapper in history
Built a time machine from Flava's
Clock and a saddle taught Plato to rap
Then kicked his ass in a battle
I'm the best rapper alive
That gets mistaken for Michael
Cera everywhere he drives fuck michael cera
You weren't so super bad
When I was writing and
You were running around Rodeo yelling
"Who's your dad?" uH!
Man, fuck this