Watsky - Stupidass lyrics

If I could go back then (Back then)
If I could go back when (Back when)
And step into the past (Way back)
I'd do it all again (Again)
If I could go back then (Back then)
If I could go back when (Back when)
I was a stupidass (Dumbass)
I'd do it all again (Again)

I might have a weak chin
But I don't have a glass jaw
So watch your fist glance off my
Cheek skin and back off
I cut my teeth on the blacktop
I'm used to something cruel
'Cause in my youth
My tooths were crowded as the public schools
Where we moved above the rules
Where the currency was percocets
Where I showed up early
Rocking headgear and turtlenecks


This nerd'll flex and you won't
See this man pout
'Cause the trait's that got us beat down
Are what make us stand out
So let your tongue hang out if
You got lips like Mick Jagger
Plant and stand proud with
That little kid swagger
The subtle it factor on
The baddest individuals
'Cause adamant originals don't end
Up in pigeonholes
Which gets my thinking it's
A damn shame dorks
Don't pop their pimples like
They're champagne corks i work the quirks
'cause if I didn't start sloppily
I'd never clean up this Goddamn properly

If I could go back then (Back then)
If I could go back when (Back when)
And step into the past (Way back)
I'd do it all again (Again)
If I could go back then (Back then)
If I could go back when (Back when)
I was a stupidass (Dumbass)
I'd do it all again (Again)

I never threw like Elway
Or overthrew like El Che so I moved to LA
To the land of milk and self hate
But one day
I'll strip and then strut buck down the
Sunset Strip as it was a runway
I'm thinking maybe Sunday
And if you need sensei for sexy, just text me
I stay by San Vicente and La
Brea where the rent's cheap
So you can't tempt me with a Beamer
Benz or Bentley
That's complete with penis envy
And even keyless entry
'Cause see, I'm making ends meet
So care to be friendly and make ends meet
In my backseat in an awkward frenzy?
Once in a parking lot
While practicing anatomy
I was knocking elbows 'till the
Music zapped the battery
And dammit, it was bad
But I'm not mad I brought my A game
Even if we sat there naked ‘til
The man from Triple A came
And it was way lame
But I've got on good authority
She boldly told the sordid story
To her whole sorority

If I could go back then (Back then)
If I could go back when (Back when)
And step into the past (Way back)
I'd do it all again (Again)
If I could go back then (Back then)
If I could go back when (Back when)
I was a stupidass (Dumbass)
I'd do it all again (Again)

Some days I wake up and I wonder
"What would Buddha do?"
And then I jump into my fruity little Subaru
Some dudes'll front, "How do you do, Mama?"
Because some women see the mula
And say "Ooh la la" but, I say "Woo-sah"
I don't smooch on muchachas who
Need mucha to mooch off
I'm cool for, like, a futon out in Utah
A yurt up in the Yukon when hurtin'
I'll go back to herding wild yaks in
Bhutan or cop a coupe with coupons
But when you get a FUPA like a dugong
I'll treat you supa dupa, we can't do wrong
'Cause beauty is a dude who
Puts the moves on, then moves on
We're all moving as true pawns
Get chewed in the food chain
We're all nude in the new dawn
Brain screwed on with a
Plain birthday suit on
Let's graduate, human, summa kumbayah
Huge honors so you goners should do the do
And do wander the blue yonder
'Cause trying to fool the
Future takes too long

I don't know quite where I'm going
But I'm on my way
I won't look over my shoulder
Back at yesterday
I know that I'm getting older
A little bit grey
But, I won't turn my face to look

If I could go back then (Back then)
If I could go back when (Back when)
And step into the past (Way back)
I'd do it all again (Again)
If I could go back then (Back then)
If I could go back when (Back when)
I was a stupidass (Dumbass)
I'd do it all again (Again)