Watsky - The One lyrics

Everywhere I look it seems
Like everybody's pairing off
I'm staring at the pairs like they
Were tit's on Lara Croft
Even all the dogs I see
Are clicking so terrific
Picking out their favorite puppy's ass to
Sniff and stickin with it
All the faker single ladies
Twerkin to Beyoncé
Every single one of em is somebody's fiancée
You never spilled your guts you
Wanted to yell your say
Wait a couple years and try
Again when they're divorcees
All the gentlemen are trynna get the pussy
Wanna make that pelvis scream
But when I hit it and I quit it
Then it never really helps my self-esteem
We want some tonsil hockey
But we got hecka cocky overfished the ocean


So we're running low on tekka maki
Sushi douchey dudes are saying 'do
Me' but we're doomed
We run away from keepers and
Go creepin on the goons
Most men and women full of crap
Need a laxative
Want the ass when I'm waxin it
Uncle Sam how I'm taxin it
Do a backflip and try to land
In it, then abandon it
Pretty soon we're back to

1, 2, 3, 4, 2, 2, 3, 4, 3, 2, 3, 4, 4, 2, 3
4 i don’t believe in "the one"
1, 2, 3, 4, 2, 2, 3, 4, 3, 2, 3, 4, 4, 2, 3
4 there’s no such thing as "the one"

Wonderland is where I'll find an
Alice who is radical
But, I'm drunk on Facebook now and
Diving down that rabbit hole
Checkin on my ex and soon
I'm creepin on her lover
And when the picture buffers I see
Her new boyfriend's buffer than me
Got those upper pecs his
Fuckin V-neck couldn't cover
My dick is pretty lonely but my
Nuts still got each other
I suffer, suffer from a habit
Yes I'm an addict
But someone else is out there
It's just simple mathematics
There's over 7 billion mothafuckas
On the planet and
4 billion of us are of legal age
That's 2 billion ladies, 4 billion tittays
And I bet a couple of em aren't engaged
And I get it you've been looking for the one
But they been running trynna hide like Kony
And you're gonna find em if you're
Getting back into the saddle
Baby ride that pony
And if you never get over that early
Lover then it sucks for you
Gotta admit that it's difficult to
Be watching her with
Him but everybody want a love that's true
I'm waiting, batin’ patiently, yo I'm a catch
I'm losing my head, playing musical beds
And looking for "the one" that match