Ween - I’m Fat lyrics

Well, I got big tit's and I can't reach
My dick when I wanna take a piss, i'm fat
C'mon Calvin don't you do me like that
C'mon it's not fun being fat

I eat a big bag of chips and take
Smelly shit's, I never take a bath, i'm fat
Oh c'mon Calvin! It's not so bad!

Well, I got big tit's and I can't reach
My dick when I wanna take a piss, i'm fat
C'mon Calvin don't you do me like that
C'mon it's not fun being fat

Eat a big bag of chips and take
Smelly shit's, I never take a bath, i'm fat
Oh please Calvin! It's not so bad!

Well, I got big tit's and I can't reach
My dick when I wanna take a piss, i'm fat
C'mon Calvin don't you treat me like that
I can't stand being fat

Eat a big bag of chips and take
Smelly shit's, I never take a bath, i'm fat
I can't help it Calvin! C'mon I'm fat!

Well, I got big tit's and I can't reach
My dick when I wanna take a piss, i'm fat
C'mon Calvin don't you do me like that
C'mon it's not fun being fat
I eat a big bag of chips and take
Smelly shit's, I never take a bath, i'm fat
Oh come on! It's not so bad!
C'mon Calvin!
It's ahhh… I'm just fat man!

Got big tit's and I can't reach my
Dick when I wanna take a piss, i'm fat
C'mon Calvin, don't treat me like that!
I can't stand being fat!

Eat a big bag of chips and take
Smelly shit's, I never take a bath, i'm fat
Oh come on! It's not so bad!