Ween - Pickled Pink lyrics
[Ween - Pickled Pink lyrics]
Sittin' at the corner table
Actin' like a drunk
I am unreliable, no redeeming quality
Got no good advice
Oh don't you try and talk to me
I'll piss on your toilet seat
And vomit in your sink
I cannot face reality
I'm always pickled pink
My face is red and swollen
Lookin' like a sunburn
Drivin' while intoxicated
Bustin' for a U turn
Talkin' to the fat girls
Flirtin' with the sluts
Thirty pounds of Rolling Rock
Rollin' in my gut
I'll get so annihilated, I can't even think
I'm a fuckin' loser
And always pickled pink
If ignorance is bliss
Then alcohol is ecstasy so buy another shot
For the asshole sittin' next to me
Actin' like a brother with
A total fuckin' creep
Makin' plans and promises I'm
Never gonna keep
I can karaoke if you buy me a drink
Yes, I'm that fuckin' asshole
Always pickled pink