Weezer - The Weight lyrics

I pulled in to Nazareth
Was feeling 'bout half past dead
I just need some place where
I can lay my head "Hey mister
Can you tell me where a
Man might find a bed?"
He just grinned and shook my hand
``No'' was all he said

Take a load off, Fanny take a load for free
Take a load off, Fanny
And you put the load right on me

I picked up my bag
I went looking for a place to hide
When I saw Carmen and the
Devil walking side by side
I said ``Hey Carmen, come on
Let's go downtown''
She said ``I gotta go but
My friend can stick around''
Take a load off, Fanny take a load for free
Take a load off, Fanny
And you put the load right on me

Go down Miss Moses
There's nothing you can say
It's just old Luke
And Luke's waiting on the judgement day
``Well, Luke my friend
What about young Anna-Lee?''
He said ``Do me a favour son
Won't you stay and keep Anna-Lee company?''

Take a load off, Fanny take a load for free
Take a load off, Fanny
And you put the load right on me

Crazy Chester followed me and he
Caught me in the fog
He said ``I will fix your rat
If you'll take Jack my dog''
I said ``Wait a minute Chester
You know I'm a peaceful man''
He said ``That's okay boy
Won't you feed him when you can?''

Take a load off, Fanny take a load for free
Take a load off, Fanny
And you put the load right on me

Catch a cannonball now to take
Me down the line my bag is sinking low and
I do believe it's time
To get back to Miss Fanny
You know she's the only one
Who sent me here with
Her regards for everyone
Take a load off, Fanny take a load for free
Take a load off, Fanny
And you put the load right on me