Wheatus, Schäffer the Darklord - Mullet lyrics
[Wheatus, Schäffer the Darklord - Mullet lyrics]
Straight from the barber shoppe
To the emergency room
I had to take the bus with Gus
All the way through
Dr spock, he said he's seen this before
But not since Ratt came to town
Go round and round
He said, there's nothin' I can do for you boy
It's too late, too late
But my brother's an attorney if
You're gonna press charges
Hockey hair, soccer rocker sphinx, sphinx
Bridge and tunnel, bridge and tunnel
Hockey hair, soccer rocker sphinx, sphinx
Bridge and tunnel, bridge and tunnel
Hockey hair, soccer rocker sphinx, sphinx
Bridge and tunnel, bridge and tunnel
I knew that I had to cut it
Just buzz it off and say fuck it!
Party out back, vokuhila
Get me the fuck outta here
Hockey hair, soccer rocker sphinx, sphinx
Bridge and tunnel, bridge and tunnel
Hockey hair, soccer rocker sphinx, sphinx
Bridge and tunnel, bridge and tunnel
Hockey hair, soccer rocker sphinx, sphinx
Bridge and tunnel, bridge and tunnel
Hockey hair, soccer rocker sphinx, sphinx
Bridge and tunnel, bridge and tunnel
In the sixth century AD
Byzantine scholar Procopius wrote that
Some factions of young
Males wore their hair long at the back
And cut it short over the
Forehead this non-Roman style was
Termed the 'hunnic, ' or
In our modern tongue, 'hockey hair'
By fiscal year 1987
93% of young males grew their
Hair long only in
The back and 97% listed the mullet as
Their hairstyle of choice in
Calendar years 1988, 1989, 1990 and
91, more humans wore mullets
Than any other hairstyle
Making the mullet the
Most proliferated aesthetic
Abomination of last 1400 years
M U L L E T help me oH GOD!
Hockey hair, soccer rocker sphinx, sphinx
Bridge and tunnel, bridge and tunnel
Hockey hair, soccer rocker sphinx, sphinx
Bridge and tunnel, bridge and tunnel
Hockey hair, soccer rocker sphinx, sphinx
Bridge and tunnel, bridge and tunnel
Hockey hair, soccer rocker sphinx, sphinx
Bridge and tunnel, bridge and tunnel
I knew that I had to cut it
Just buzz it off and say fuck It!
Party out back, vokuhila
Get me the fuck outta here
To the emergency room
I had to take the bus with Gus
All the way through
Dr spock, he said he's seen this before
But not since Ratt came to town
Go round and round
He said, there's nothin' I can do for you boy
It's too late, too late
But my brother's an attorney if
You're gonna press charges
Hockey hair, soccer rocker sphinx, sphinx
Bridge and tunnel, bridge and tunnel
Hockey hair, soccer rocker sphinx, sphinx
Bridge and tunnel, bridge and tunnel
Hockey hair, soccer rocker sphinx, sphinx
Bridge and tunnel, bridge and tunnel
I knew that I had to cut it
Just buzz it off and say fuck it!
Party out back, vokuhila
Get me the fuck outta here
Hockey hair, soccer rocker sphinx, sphinx
Bridge and tunnel, bridge and tunnel
Hockey hair, soccer rocker sphinx, sphinx
Bridge and tunnel, bridge and tunnel
Hockey hair, soccer rocker sphinx, sphinx
Bridge and tunnel, bridge and tunnel
Hockey hair, soccer rocker sphinx, sphinx
Bridge and tunnel, bridge and tunnel
In the sixth century AD
Byzantine scholar Procopius wrote that
Some factions of young
Males wore their hair long at the back
And cut it short over the
Forehead this non-Roman style was
Termed the 'hunnic, ' or
In our modern tongue, 'hockey hair'
By fiscal year 1987
93% of young males grew their
Hair long only in
The back and 97% listed the mullet as
Their hairstyle of choice in
Calendar years 1988, 1989, 1990 and
91, more humans wore mullets
Than any other hairstyle
Making the mullet the
Most proliferated aesthetic
Abomination of last 1400 years
M U L L E T help me oH GOD!
Hockey hair, soccer rocker sphinx, sphinx
Bridge and tunnel, bridge and tunnel
Hockey hair, soccer rocker sphinx, sphinx
Bridge and tunnel, bridge and tunnel
Hockey hair, soccer rocker sphinx, sphinx
Bridge and tunnel, bridge and tunnel
Hockey hair, soccer rocker sphinx, sphinx
Bridge and tunnel, bridge and tunnel
I knew that I had to cut it
Just buzz it off and say fuck It!
Party out back, vokuhila
Get me the fuck outta here