Die Ärzte - Chanson D'Albert songtext (lyrics)

Did you hear about that girl
Who knocked me off my feet?
Her beauty made me dream
While her karate kick make me bleed
Well, I tried to get a date
I said the magic words
But her answer came across in
A way that really hurts
A meaningful relationship
True love until the end
Was all I had to offer her
But she offered violence
Hers punches left me black and blue
Made acquaintance with her high heeled shoe
Listen man, I'm warning you!
Love hurts! (wdh) saw her at bay today well
She looks like bleach blond fun
But even in her swimsuit
She's carrying a gun
Long legs and angel lips
And her ego's oversized
I can't make out this bit
Has soon been pulverized
(has soon been pulverized)
No meaningful relationship no love
Until the end
She broke my heart and then she broke
My arm she's a little too violent
She is driving everyone insane
All I know is her meaning's
Awful plain oh, no, there she goes again!
Love hurts! (wdh)