3OH!3 - BASMF lyrics

Yeah I came into this world
Without a single idea
That if you wanna get to the top
Then you better learn how to steal
When everything is mine
Do I really need apostrophe?
You better learn how to raise your hand if
You wanna come here and talk to me
I rock a bus pass 'cause you
Know that talk is cheap
Can't make a living dropping
Shit just like colostomy
Plus, these bitches ain't King
Koopa boss of me this shit is crunchy
Like socks and Birkenstocks to me
Upset your neighbors when the music
Makes you stomp your feet
Upset the dead when we're in
The graveyard dropping beats
Crack your head when we take you
Out and rock the street
Now everybody go ahead and sing along with me

We are the same old Boulder motherfuckers
If our shit's so bad
Why's your sister tryna fuck us?
You'll be at the same job
While the aliens abduct us
Saying, "Look at these bad
Ass stupid motherfuckers"
We are the same old Boulder motherfuckers
If our shit's so bad
Why's your sister tryna fuck us?
You'll be at the same job
While the aliens abduct us
Saying, "Look at these bad
Ass stupid motherfuckers"

Wrapped in a Navajo poncho
With a beard soaked in patchouli
To drip into your nachos
I can get your blood boiling like Al Pacino
'Cause, I'll be the one rapping in your ear
While you're waiting for your frappuccino
Yeah, I get the crowd high
Like every word's a kilo
While Nat gets radiation
Making beats just like it's chemo
We glow like mutant ooze that
Turns us into ninjas it goes three drinks
Peace out - just the middle fingers

We are the same old Boulder motherfuckers
If our shit's so bad
Why's your sister tryna fuck us?
You'll be at the same job
While the aliens abduct us
Saying, "Look at these bad
Ass stupid motherfuckers"
We are the same old Boulder motherfuckers
If our shit's so bad
Why's your sister tryna fuck us?
You'll be at the same job
While the aliens abduct us
Saying, "Look at these bad
Ass stupid motherfuckers"

Captain, two specimens
Both native and foreign (Foreign)
Belonging to their culture
Yet answering to no one (No one)
Both tall and exceedingly handsome (Handsome)
If I had to guess
I'd say they were wealthy and then some
(And then some)

We are the same old Boulder motherfuckers
If our shit's so bad
Why's your sister tryna fuck us?
You'll be at the same job
While the aliens abduct us
Saying, "Look at these bad
Ass stupid motherfuckers"
We are the same old Boulder motherfuckers
If our shit's so bad
Why's your sister tryna fuck us?
You'll be at the same job
While the aliens abduct us
Saying, "Look at these bad
Ass stupid motherfuckers"