50 Pence - In Da Pub lyrics

Go go go go go go
Go on love, it's my birthday
You look tarty love, it's my birthday
I'll buy you a bacardi love, it's my birthday
And you know I'm having a laugh
It's not my birthday

You can find me in the pub with a pint of bud
Look love I got a fiver if
You let me see your jugs
I'm into playing darts
I ain't into growing shrubs
So come fill up my mug
Before my fag gets stubbed
You can find me in the pub with a pint of bud
Look love I got a fiver if
You let me see your jugs
I'm into playing darts
I ain't into growing shrubs
So come fill up my mug
Before my fag gets stubbed

When I pull up out front
You see my vauxhall nova
When I hit the bar it's
Ten pints before I'm over
I came to watch the game
'cause I'm a blackburn rover
And I munch on M&Ms
While I'm downing Smirnova
But only nothing's changed cash
Down bottoms up and I got a paper cut
From rolling my rizzla up
If you watch how I move you'll mistake
Me for a geez or a gimp
'Cause I fell down my stairs and
Now I walk with a limp
In the crap bit's of Watford
They say 50 you hot
They like me I want them to
Love me like lesbian pop
But go to Hemel Hempstead and
They'll tell you I'm crazy
'Cause I once got drunk and humped
A statue of a lady
But I'm fully focused now
Tea and coffee on my mind
Got a part time job in the daily grind
Now this girl yeah she likes my
Hair she likes my car
Her friend is fit but she's as ugly as tar

You can find me in the pub with a pint of bud
Look love I got a fiver if
You let me see your jugs
I'm into playing darts
I ain't into growing shrubs
So come fill up my mug
Before my fag gets stubbed
You can find me in the pub with a pint of bud
Look love I got a fiver if
You let me see your jugs
I'm into playing darts
I ain't into growing shrubs
So come fill up my mug
Before my fag gets stubbed

My girlfriend's mum gave me the cash
That bought me all my fancy stuff
My couch, my fridge, my plates, my weights
Look mate I'm tied down but I ain't changed

And you should love it way
More than I hate it you're like my dad
Your fashion sense is outdated
I'm that bloke by the bar
When I'm on my round
You're that weird guy who never
Leaves or makes a sound
When the beats are pumping I
Get my macarena on
My mates drag me to my chair
Before the end of the song
If the roof's on fire
Someone dial nine-nine-nine
And if you wanna get drunk
Love it isn't a crime
I'll tell you what I tell
Every girl - you're fit, nice hair
If you don't wanna rush it
Here's another Red Square
Or I could tell my mates I'll be
Round the back with a Kronenbourg

You can find me in the pub with a pint of bud
Look love I got a fiver if
You let me see your jugs
I'm into playing darts
I ain't into growing shrubs
So come fill up my mug
Before my fag gets stubbed
You can find me in the pub with a pint of bud
Look love I got a fiver if
You let me see your jugs
I'm into playing darts
I ain't into growing shrubs
So come fill up my mug
Before my fag gets stubbed

Don't act like you don't know
Where I've been either mum
In the pub all the time mum
It's about to pop off mum burn Unit