Alice Cooper, Rob Zombie - The Congregation lyrics

Now you're here so have no fear
I'm just your friendly guide
So come along 'coz you belong
You joined us when you died
From your birth until your final breath
I'm proud to say you finally
Entertained yourself to death

Welcome to the congregation
I hope we meet your expectation
A little tiny pinch of deviation

We understand what you had planned
Goes by another name
Where bluebirds sing and church bells ring
Well isn't that a shame
Your application sadly was denied
But let's be clear, we love you here
You're on the other side

Welcome to the congregation
I hope we meet your expectation
We promise it won't stain your reputation

Ah, as you can see over here
The broken glass chamber of the
Boys from wall street let's hear
It for the boys! And
Here in the eternal mariachi room for
The defrocked priest and the
Telemarketers and the totally fiery pit
Of boiling death the lawyers
Pimps and mimes

Welcome to the congregation
Welcome to the congregation
Welcome to the congregation
I hope we meet your expectation
So thanks for dropping by here
We're really gonna try here but in the end
You know you're gonna fry fry fry here

Umm excuse me, sir, is there a bathroom here?