Andrés, Happy Hour - My Future Ex Wife lyrics

It's freezing cold but you're inviting me
Outside to smoke a cigarette
No fucking thank you, I got asthma
But I'm following your silhouette, still
It's quite apparent that we value different
Things, but I've been blinded, hm
If I keep scrolling to the bottom
Could I possibly reveal why
I kept coming over?

I got you alone again
I'm whispering thoughts of a wedding ring
Would you be so kind to be my future ex-wife?
You got me alone again
You're whispering thoughts of premarital sin
Would you be so kind to be my future ex-wife?

The type of sex that burns my skin
Just like a cigarette, I should've quit
Well what can I say? I like the pain
I guess that I'm a bit of a masochist
Let's build a future that won't last
(So I can sulk about the past)
I'll pay my child support (You take custody)
Take me to the courthouse
Looking so good in that french blouse
You said I never loved you, but I did
I always did, yes, I did

I got you alone again
I'm whispering thoughts of a wedding ring
Would you be so kind to be my future ex-wife?
You got me alone again
You're whispering thoughts of premarital sin
Would you be so kind to be my future ex-wife?

As I watch you cup your hand
Whispering secrets to a man
I could see you from the bar
It's not how this night was planned
On the walk back to your car
I didn't wanna hold your hand
When we got back to your house
I just wanted "us" to end
We woke up in the morning
And you had no recollection
We ate breakfast with your
Stepmom and your brothers, i just fit in
Oh, how lovely it would be to
Keep on growing up with you
In love enough to put up
With each other's shitty moods
You're either yelling at me 'cause
I'm drinking with my friends
Or I'm pissed at you for something
You said on the internet
Oh, how lovely it would be to
Keep on growing up with you
In love enough to put up
With each other's shitty moods

I got you alone again
I'm whispering thoughts of a wedding ring
(Whispering thoughts of a wedding ring)
Would you be so kind to be my future ex-wife?
(To be my future ex-wife)
You got me alone again
You're whispering thoughts of premarital sin
(Yeah, yeah, yeah)
Would you be so kind to be my future ex-wife?
(I've got half the mind to
Leave these prenuptial agreements behind)

Would you be so kind to be my future ex-wife?