Animaniacs - What Are We? lyrics

Wakko: Maybe we are dogs
Cute little dogs with ears woof woof! (pant)
And little tails that we can wag
Hey! Let's go fetch his
Slippers and play tag!
DrSns: Hey, get off of me!

Dot: Maybe I'm a cat whaddaya think of that?
A lovely cat that all the world adores
And here's my kitty paws
With little kitty claws
Which I like to sharpen on your couch!
DrSns: Augghh! That's not funny!

Yakko: Maybe I'm a bunny
Hopping 'round here happy as I please
Or penguins and it's cold
Which makes you sneeze

Yakko: I've got it! Of course!
Maybe I'm a horse i can live on oats and hay
And laugh and run and jump and play
And you can ride on me all day!
DrSns: No way! Dot: Hey, maybe I'm a skunk
DrSns: Oh boy, you really stink!
Yakko: A dinosaur might be some fun
DrSns: But then you'd be extinct
Dot: Maybe we're all insects
Wakko: Do you like bugs and bees?
DrSns: You kids are buggy in the head
Yakko: Maybe we're giant fleas!

Dot: Maybe an electric eel wakko: Or a seal
Dot: Get real!
Hey wait a minute, I've got it now
DrSns: You do?! Dot: Yes, I do
YW+D: We're not bees and we're not cats
Or bugs or horses or things like that
What we are is clear and absolute!
What we are, dear doctor dot: Is cute!
YW+D: M-m-m-mwah! DrSns: I'm sorry I asked