Baba Brinkman - Hypothesis 1 (Creationism) lyrics

Darwinism is just preposterous
Richard Dawkins and the rest
Of his apocalyptic posse
Just use biology to advance
Their hateful atheist doctrines
But the bible teaches us that
Human nature is fallen
Because we fell into temptation
With original sin
That’s why rap music is all
About "bitches and rims"
Rappers are just giving in to their God-given
Sensual whims
And the Devil is watching with a wicked grin
Evolution isn’t just a failed theory
With a lack of proof
It’s also a direct attack on moral absolutes
Without the bible you can’t even say
Hitler was bad for the Jews
So if you’re a fan of Darwin
You’re a fan of the Nazis too
At best, evolution is just a useful metaphor
For man’s God-given ability to change
And choose a better course
So don’t even bother showing me
The bones of a stegosaurus
It probably died in the flood
Which the fossil record supports