Bliss n Eso - How Do I Listen, Pt. 1 lyrics

This is a how to listen program
How to listen: Including how not to
How you ought to and how you won't

Could tell us what Hi-Fi is? Hi-Fi?
Why Sure!

I think I can tell you what hi-fi is
What-what-what-what is it?
Hi-fi? Hi-fi? Hi-fi is
Hi-Fi is sound reproduction
From an instrument that has
Been specially designed
From the tur tur turn table
And-and-and-and-and I saw records made
Music literally written in wax

This is a how to listen program
Including how not to how you ought to
And how you won't

How

Furbish wax is put on the tur tur turntable
A cutting point called a stylist is adjusted
And everything is ready to record again
The most popular selection ever caught on wax

Well what would you say to a person like
A do it yourself hi-fi
Enthusiast like yourself?

Oh oh oh oh it doesnt take much

Only money
A thorough knowledge of electronics
(Ahh ahhhhh ahhh)

A lot of spare time
Your wife threatens to leave you
But, if you want re-re-re-re-real hi-fi!

Eee ooooooo-eeeeeee

(Real-real-real-real-real-real)

Real hi-fi! Eeeeee ooooooooo-eeeeeeeeeee
R-r-r-r-r-r-r-real hi-fi!
Eeeeeee oooooooooooooo-eeeeeeeeeee
R-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-real hi-fi!