BOI WHAT, SpongeBob SquarePants, Squidward Tentacles, Kelpy G - Wish I Woulda Known lyrics

I spent a little too much
Time at the Krusty Krab
And not enough time at home
Yeah, I traded flippin' burgers for
Time I can't get back

I wish I woulda known
I wish I woulda known that

Fishin' for jelly and drinkin'
With Gary would end up leavin' me all alone
Weenie Hut Jr's would crumble my future and
Leave me with nowhere to go
I wish I, I wish I
I wish I, I wish I woulda known

Met you in the fields with a net in my hand
And a Kelp Shake on my breath
Asked you out for a sundae, maybe a dance

But damn, I shoulda left you alone
I wish I woulda known that

Fishin' for jelly and drinkin'
With Gary would end up leavin' me all alone
Weenie Hut Jr's would crumble my future and
Leave me with nowhere to go
I wish I, I wish I
I wish I, I wish I woulda known

Take it away, Squiddy! Okay!
Horrific clarinet playing stop! Stop!
Take it away, Kelpy G!

Kickin' with Sandy
And doin' karate would leave me
With nobody at home now you rock with a new
Man who looks like Pinhead
I swear to Neptune, I wish I woulda known

Fishin' for jelly and drinkin'
With Gary would end up leavin' me all alone
Weenie Hut Jr's would crumble my future and
Leave me with nowhere to go
I wish I, I wish I
I wish I, I wish I woulda known