Busdriver, Radioinactive with Daedelus - Germs That May Cause The Following lyrics

Germs That May Cause The Following:

You’re the guy I read about

Here take this autographed headshot

Thank you but I don’t do drugs

But, I’m an actor
I'm in a German-speaking country

The devil made me grow a handlebar moustache

He gave me a salad full
Of seasoned crush glass

This product is know to prevent germs that
May cause the following: ear infection
Nausea tuberculosis
Acne chaffing
Diaper rash forgetfulness
Unemployment reckless driving
Shaky hands stinky feet
In-gown toenails
Coked-up 80’s band’s coat tails
A lady’s man’s boat sail… so the homie will
Post bail… so the natives will blow the
Conch shell… so the plaintiff will hide his
Cottontail… I’ve made up my mind about
The office sales… the defendant
Who lied about the
Carcass smell… the rigor mortis had set
In… the picture portrait's of
Dead friends… are
Fishing for corpses in bed pans
Who ever did my sister’s
Abortion’s a dead man

If I read an excerpt from the Tao of Pooh
The crowd will boo hiss
And complain and pout and whine
But there’s no double-threat in doing a
Shuffle step in a too-too
The litterbug nigga loves and
Buys a ticket stub
You are confusing that Mercedes Benz
Emblem for a peace sign
Philanthropist check clearing looks good
At press hearings
And I’m mistaking that peace
Sign for a crosshair
Agents with earpieces tailing my Civic
I really can’t read your mind
For this collect-call fair
Necktie tree hanging rectify pee-braining
Me and my networking yuppie friends
Xeroxing our resumes in 1… 2 3
4

This product known to prevent-

According to the status of my migraine
You've been surveying me in your spy plane
I'm a secret agent with a speaker fragrance
And I have a secret cage
In my frequent conversations
And frequent flyer
Miles and my little ankle wings
And even when a liar smiles
There's people eating spider bile
With sequined aprons for
The purpose of treating their hyper child