Central Park Cast, Tituss Burgess, Kristen Bell, Fred Armisen - Zoom's Home Alone 2 Deleted Scenes Tour lyrics

All right, if we're ready
Then let's start the tour by saying what
They do at the beginning of every
Home Alone movie "Kevin!", all right
 say it with me: "Kevin!"
You guys are a great group

I hope the rest of the tour is
As good as this
Hey, have you noticed how totally fine
I am in the vast, vast darkness?

So cool, so natural

Okay, good, I'm glad you noticed
Now, shh! Let's pay attention to the tour

Zoom’s Home Alone 2 Lost in
New York Deleted Scenes Tour
So, let's zoom in on a little-known fact

Joe Pesci slapped his stunt double here
But then they became best friends
And everybody called them Double Trouble

Molly, slap me in the face
No, no, take my picture

Little known fact
The script once featured a subplot
Where the Pigeon Lady helps solve a murder
In the Dianna Ross Playground
Weirdly, the same murder happened
A month later in real life so they cut it

Get a picture of me by the murder slide

Zoom’s Home Alone 2 Lost in
New York Deleted Scenes Tour
So, let's zoom in on a little-known fact

In the film you saw Kevin
Escaped the bad guys
By stowing away on the back
Of one of these carriages
What you didn't get to see was one
Of these horses going into labor
And Macaulay Culkin delivered that horse baby
And they caught it on film but
It wasn't part of the story
Now it's just part of Zoom's Home Alone 2
Lost in New York Deleted Scenes Tour
Everybody, sing it

Zoom's Home Alone 2 Lost in
New York Deleted Scenes Tour

Do you want a picture by the carriage?

I think I just wanna sit and
Think about the bigness of everything