Chess in Concert, Cantabile, Josh Groban - Embassy Lament lyrics

Oh, my dear how boring he's defecting
Just like all the others he's expecting
Us to be impressed with what he's done here
But he hasn't stopped
To think about the paperwork
His gesture causes -
We've an embassy to run here
If these people can't strike
Blows for freedom with a valid visa
We don't need 'em if we seem offhand
Then please, remember
This is nothing very special
He's the fourth we've had
Since last November who do these foreign
Chappies think they are?

And when he's safely in the West
He'll be the subject to discuss
The media will lionize him
Fame and fortune plus

No-one will recall it's thanks to us

You have a wife?

Yes

You have two children?

Yes

And they're not coming with you?

No, not for the moment

You play chess you are good at it?

Oh i hear you're world champion

Since yesterday

That's still good (sung)
Have you an appointment with the consul?
If you don't we know what his response'll be
He will not see you -
With respect it buggers up
His very taxing schedule
Pushing peace and understanding
Let us hope this won't affect it

Far too many jokers cross the border
Not a single document in order
Russia must be empty though we're all for
Basic human rights it makes you wonder
What they built the Berlin Wall for -
Who do these foreign
Chappies think they are?

And when you've filled in all the forms
And been passed clear of all disease
Debriefed, debugged dedrugged, disarmed
And disinfected, please
Don't forget the guys who cut your keys