Chris Leese, Dan Bull - Everybody Hates Chris lyrics

Daniel “Dan” Bull

[Chris Leese, Dan Bull - Everybody Hates Chris lyrics]

Everybody hates Chris
Everybody hates Chris Leese 'Cause he's
An absolute wanker


Well, that's a true fact
I'm an absolute twat
When I've had a few cans, my attitude's bad
Pissy at the party, sniffing Charlie
'Till my fuckin' jaw's wired like Kanye
I smoke crack
Just in case you didn't know that
Swallowing Prozac with bottles of Cognac
It's me, Chris Leese
Wiping dick cheese on your bird's titties
And anyone who wanna challenge this
Will be having sicker flashbacks than
Catholic kids on acid trips
Hyperactive prick, I need calm down
All I do is dart 'round making fart sounds
Far out, the loudest voice in the crowd


I can't front, I'm probably annoying you now
But, I'm not Chris Evans, Willis or Brown
I'm the most hated boy in the town

Everybody hates Chris
Everybody hates Chris Leese 'Cause he's
An absolute wanker


I've been a twat since I
Came out my dad's dick
And snapped the plastic on the prophylactic
They grew into a fat prick who raps sick
Chat shit, and uh, I think that's it
So never second guess the best sex pest
Bitch and a dress gets ripped
Forget my friends, I never get a text
And then you'll press reject
On my friend request
Sipping cider in the cypher
I don't write chipmunk, or Tinchy Stryder
Or Diddy or 50 or Dizzy neither
I fuckin' hate grime and
Drake's a shitty rhymer
So fuck the shows on the idiot box
Fuck the X Factor and the kiddies that watch
My surname's not Tucker, Griffin or Rock
The little twat that's pissing you off

Everybody hates Chris
Everybody hates Chris Leese 'Cause he's
An absolute wanker

Innit Records (hates Chris)
Pedigree Chumps (hates Chris)
Benny E (hates Chris)
Dick Limerick (hates Chris)
Tactical Thinking (hates Chris)
Your name here (hates Chris)
Gouki P (hates Chris)
Domino's Pizza (hates Chris, hates Chris)
Lady Sovereign (hates Chris)
Chris Leese (hates Chris)
Your bird's dildo (hates Chris)
Nicki Minaj (hates Chris)
Every household pet (hates Chris)
The whole of my town (hates Chris)
Fuckin' everybody (hates Chris)

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