Coolio - Ghetto Cartoon lyrics

Once upon a time in a land called fuck
Lived a duck named Donald and
His mother was a cluck
Mickey Mouse wore a rag, pants in a sag
Neighborhood kingpin
But his brother was a fag
Donald had beef, so Mickey couldn't sleep
They was fuedin' for a while
And it was gettin' kinda deep
Bugs Bunny had the props
On the Eastside spots
Known to hit a fly from a mile with a Glock
Goofy was Mickey Mouse righthand man
One day smoked a stick and
Came up with a plan called Pixie and Dixie
Two killers from Chicago
And gave them 5k to eliminate Donald
But what they didn't know, is Donald was a G
Had big time respect
From the West to the East
Have ya ass a seat, and listen to the funk
First chapter in the funky
Cartoon from the ghetto

The first chapter of the
Cartoon from the ghetto
Make them know this how the
Youth I make them know
I listen and I listen it's
The actor you seen?
So come and listen to the
Second chapter you seen

Huey and Duey and Louie with a uzi
Shot down Mickey Mouse main ho Minnie
Everybody know Minnie got shot down
And the cop on the case was Huckleberry Hound
Huckleberry had a Deputy, by the name of Dog
Eye-witness to the crime was Kermit the Frog
But Kermit was scared and he wouldn't testify
Pixie and Dixie just did a drive-by
On Donald Duck, but they shot and they missed
And now Bugs Bunny is gettin' kind of pissed
'Cause the shot that they missed
Hit his homeboy Elmer-
Fudd sellin' bud on the motherfuckin' corner
The future's lookin shitty in fuck city
So they called in the Feds
Beetlejuice and Miss Piggy
Niggas from the street
Know that's how it goes
Scene two in the funky
Cartoon from the ghetto

The funky cartoon from the ghetto
Too cold inna di ghetto oh indeed I go
Watch me look, can you see Minnie?
Minnie little you know she goin' after
Hospital couldn't save the girl and Minnie
Cause she workin' with you now seen?
Cause she gettin' shot though I'm from the
Now listen to the third chorus you now seen?

Now the war is on and Mickey Mouse is dead
Quick Draw McGraw took two to the head
Huey and Duey and Louie got caught
And now they in the county, ready to sell out
Pixie and Dixie's on the run from the mob
'Cause they tried to kill Donald and
They didn't do the job
Bugs Bunny got popped, in a bar gettin' drunk
Pulled a Glock on Beetlejuice
But Miss Piggy had a pump
Donald got the word that
His nephews was snitchin'
So Tom and Jerry stuck 'em on
They way to the kitchen
Goofy was a punk and everybody knew
Him and Huckleberry Hound was
Spotted drinkin' brew in the alley out back
In the corner in the dark
But they both got smoked
By Jabberjaw the Shark
Donald Duck got the whole damn city sewed up
In a ghetto cartoon in a land called fuck

The gangsta cartoon