Dan Bull - Sultans of Sewing lyrics

Daniel “Dan” Bull

[Dan Bull - Sultans of Sewing lyrics]

Ahem let me spin you a little yarn
Weave a tale or two if you know what I mean

I cut you no slack
This is a bossa nova throwback
Brought to you in association
With paramount sew-vac
The local business where snitches can
Go to get their stitches
Without the need for
Extortionate medical assistance

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I'll hide a load of sewing puns
While other rappers are just millin' about
Showing guns
If you're having sewing problems, I
Feel bad for you, son
I've got 99 problems, but a stitch ain't one

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You ain't probably never heard of me
I like to do embroidery
It's a whole other side of me
You've cottoned onto finally
It's not my fault, the bottom line is
That I'm dressed to jest, it's prolly best
You swap your polyester vest for
The warp and weft
Of a razzle dazzle fab upholstery
Tweed suit's like Basil Fawlty
It seems you need to work on your self esteem
You're acting salty
Grab a haberdashery, then add a dash of me
That's a fantastic patterned
Lavish fabric tapestry
Imagine Al Pacino in alpaca chinos
Strollin' out of the casino
Down to paramount cause he knows
His clothes need loads of work
To stay lookin' superior
Who woulda thought that such a
Notion would be real but here we are!

Re-read the text
I'll hide a load of sewing puns
While other rappers are just millin' about
Showing guns
If you're having sewing problems, I
Feel bad for you, son
I've got 99 problems, but a stitch ain't one

P-p paramount sewing
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Sewing p paramount

Whether made of tweed, fleece, linen, crepe
Brocade or knitted
Whatever way I spin these lyrics
I guarantee that they are tailor fitted
To the beat, even if you think I skipped it
I bring that thread back through the needle
On the groove sit's in
I'm in the pocket, you're bobbin' your head
Til I ruffle your feathers
And pull you together, like cotton and thread
Like a dressmaker
My fingers are deft, nimble
No frills, it's dead simple
I am a thex thimble
The oddest spitter, lyrical bodice ripper
Not cause I'm hot, but cause
I can't undo the bloody zipper
Do me a favor, would you, buddy?
Run and get the scissors
But don't run back with them
Or you'll be cut to bloody ribbons

Re-read the text
I'll hide a load of sewing puns
While other rappers are just millin' about
Showing guns
If you're having sewing problems, I
Feel bad for you, son
I've got 99 problems, but a stitch ain't one

Re-read the text
I'll hide a load of sewing puns
While other rappers are just millin' about
Showing guns
If you're having sewing problems, I
Feel bad for you, son
I've got 99 problems, but a stitch ain't one

P-p paramount sewing

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