Dan Bull - ​iDubbbz Rap Roast lyrics

Daniel “Dan” Bull

[Dan Bull - ​iDubbbz Rap Roast lyrics]

Hello Ian, how the hell have you been?
It's me again, your favorite rapping European
I'm here to leave you burnt like black toast
Welcome to the first ever
Episode of Rap Roasts
Ian, the type of content
You make's that gross
You're just milk intolerance, lactose
Now, for anyone who's unfamilliar
With your channel watching
You do a really funny
Series called "Bad Unboxing"
So I brought a box full of
Props of raps I'm dropping
And after that you could use
It as your actual coffin
You already know smoking's bad
For your health
So you must really crave having
Two fags in you mouth time to destress
Stop and take a deep breath


Not because you need air, fuck
I just want to hear you speak less
You look a reet mess woody Allen meets meth
Your ideal orgy's a sausage meat fest
You're so scrawny and you've got
Such a meek chest
That you still wear your age 0-3 vest
Invisible eyebrows on fleek, yes
With specs that thick you're never
Going to see chef of all the Ians in the
World you're the least best
You're a bad driver
You deserve to have your jeep wrecked
You frail cracker
I could snap you like a crackerjack
And by the way
The past wants it's glasses back
I'm a bit funny looking
Check the size of my head
It still got nothing on
Your giant surprise egg
I'd lie to break it open
That'd be delightful you look like a scrotum
Rolled over a lightbulb
When you were born your mum
Thought she'd either done a
Turd or given birth to a
Puppet out of thunderbirds say something
I'll take your fake diamond play button
And give you a face fucking
So you can taste sucking you lame shut in
Get out and get some sunlight
Training for a fight's quite effective
If it's done right
But, you don't want to get
Into the ring with Jinx
You do want to get into Jinx's ring, methinks
Ugh, sitting in your room topping
Up your cummy sock
Then sucking out every fluffy
Crusty yummy drop
Like a hungry Winnie The Pooh
Tonguing a honey pot
And when you catch a cold
You bukkake runny snot
Bouncing up and down on your
Thumb like a bunny hop
Shouting "Mommy watch! You're gonna miss
The m-m- money shot"
Sonny, stop before your briefs
Get a heavy leak
The human rectum shouldn't stretch more
Than ten inch deep
Remember when we went to Venice Beach?
You kept walking 'round talking
With insensitive offensive speech
'Till you annoyed a fella
With Floyd Mayweather's physique
And he did to you what Drake did to Meek
Ooh, Drama Alert, someone contact Keemstar
You're not a real cop Ian
Where's your police car?
Rearrange the letters in Content Cop
And see that it's an anagram of concept, not
Kickstarter crap, crap skater trick
Prick attack err, crack raper tit's
Okay, even when I say that
I'm cleverer than iDubbbz
More popular too, here, have some of my subs
You're just like me
Were both acting like thugs
But are prone to panic attacks in nightclubs
Yo, the only time that you would fire slugs
Was if your zoo was overstaffed
And you don't like bugs
Museums are the only time of
You seeing nice jugs
And your dealer needs to see
Prescriptions when you buy drugs
And now it's crunch time
For the final punchline
I can't come up with one
So just like and subscribe cringe
I'm just playing, iDubbbz
You know I love you

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