Devin The Dude - My Left Nut Itch lyrics

Are you still with the Network
Health insurance this year?
I am no longer with them, but
If you can help me
I would gladly be with you guys 'Kay, well
We’re not we're not offering health insurance
Uh, well, what are you
I work with all the small-type
Members of Network Health plans hmm
So, are you not insured through
Your employer this year?
Uh, actually, I need some insurance
I'm glad you called ’cause I need some help
I have a situation, I don't know where to go
But with your plan
I'm pretty sure you can give
Me somewhere to go
To relieve me of my left ball itch
'Kay, uh, okay, Devin? Yes, sir?
With the Network Health are you still
With the Network Health insurance?
Uh, do you think from your work experience
That you guys can help me
With my left nut itching constantly
Every day? What do you think?
We do not have any benefit's for that
Well, what about the right
Nut itching every day?
We have nothing for that either for no nuts?
No you don't have a testicle
Clause in there anywhere? No
Glad, ha, you can't be of help
You're wasting my time and my left nut is
Still itching you son of a bitch

Another block beater for you
Musty cock eaters ashy ankle niggas with no
Socks who rock sneakers
I'm just fuckin’ with ya
I don’t knock peoples
Unless you love to smoke but
You never got reefer
I'm not new, they call me school
But I’m a leader with my peter
I'll pipe your wife in my Adidas
To the crowd, for an hour I'll keep ya
Blow front row, in the back, top bleachers
Wave your dick beaters in the air
Freaky bitches
But hide your panties from your man
He'll see the leakin’

Hey, Dev, that's not gonna work man
You gotta try somethin' else
No, I'm serious, try somethin' else

These freaks and these sluts be
Like Swisher Sweet guts
Get dumped after I give them
This meat and these nuts
I date 'em, fake 'em, erase 'em, replace 'em
You chase 'em, you take 'em, mace 'em
Then rape 'em for goodness' sake
I'm just sayin' I'm the opposite
Never have to lie on my dick
But still I'm not a snitch i got a bitch who

Hey Dev, that's not gon' work either, buddy
Nope

Bitches tiptoe to put their two
Lips on my pubics
I grab 'em by their two hips
Twist their legs up like a Rubik's
Cube, who? It's Dude, or just call me Devin
Every hour of the day I'm coffee-sippin'
Never whippin' my dick out unless
I plan to use it
Like your gun or your wallet, man
You can't abuse it you what?

Dev, you know you know what?
Don't Don't even worry about it, man
Don't don't don't worry about it