Earl Sweatshirt - Earl lyrics

Yo, I'm a hot and bothered astronaut
Crashing while jacking off
To buffering vids of Asher
Roth eating apple sauce
Sent to Earth to poke Catholics
In the ass with saws
And knock blunt ashes into their caskets
And laugh it off
Twisted, sicker than mad cattle
In fact I'm off six different liquors
With a Prince wig plastered on
Stop screaming, bitch
You shouldn't be that alarmed
When Big Lips is in the attic
Armed with an addict's arm
Earl puts the "ass" in "assassin"
Puts the pieces of decomposing
Bodies in plastic
Puts them in a pan and mixes it up with scat
Then gobbles it like fat
Black bitches and catfish
It so happens that I'm so haphazardous
I'll puke a piece and put it on
A hook and fucking cast the shit
I'm askin' that you faggot
Rap actors take action
And get a hall pass for this class-act shit
How the fuck I fit an axe in a satchel?
Slip capsules in a glass, she dizzy rascal
Party staff baffled, asking where her ass go
In my room
Redefining the meaning of black holes
Go on, suck it up but hurry
I got nuts to bust
And butts to fuck and ups to
Shut and sluts to fuckin' uppercut
It's OF, buttercup, go ahead, fuck with us
Without a doubt
A sure-fire way to get your mother fucked
Ask her for a couple bucks
Shove a trumpet up her butt
Play a song, invade her thong
My dick is having guts for lunch
As well as supper
Then I'll rummage through her ruptured cunt
Found the mustard
Fucking nosey neighbors notice something's up
"What you doing?" – nothing much
Would shout some other stuff
Got to fucking bounce
Guess the bouncer's had enough of us

Fuck 2DopeBoyz eat my dick, I'll eat ya ass!
Fuck 2DopeBoyz, fuck them niggas man

Get up off the pavement
Wipe the dirt and vomit off dopeBoyz hating
But them faggots is a lot of talk
Cotton soft pussy, them Odd niggas is Molotov
Cocktails fucking toss one in your apartment
Dog wolf Gang, we ain't barking, nah
Try talking on a blog with
Your fucking arms cut off
Put in a carpet and watch
It get auctioned off
The Ace tell Shake's daughter
"We're sorry, but papa's gone, bitch!"

Odd Future Wolf Gang, nigga
Fuck them 2DopeBoyz niggas
Odd Future Wolf Gang Kill 'Em All
Don't give a fuck nigga
Litter Life nigga, stay pop nigga
What's good? Earl, what up nigga?
Fuck Steve Harvey!