Eels - Hot and Cold lyrics

Thank you well there is something I wanted
To touch upon this evening
I don't remember if I had
Spoken about it here or
In other parts of this
Wonderful land you call
The Isle of whatever the hell you call it

Everybody has got a different name
It is pretty, whatever anyway
Whatever dude, okay, here the problem is
And what I wanted to bring up is
A little thing I like to call Hot and Cold
Listen

That is the sound of Hot ssshhhhhttttt

That is the sound of Cold

Listen again

Hot

Cold

In America we have a thing cold
Two faucets and one spigot
Over here, wherever we go
Like backstage right now
There is a faucet for the fucking hot
Water and one for the cold water
And I can't mix them together
I BURN my hand, and then I FREEZE my hand
And then I BURN my hand and I FREEZE my hand
No, no, no, no, … no clapping
It's your problem, not mine
I'm just wondering
Anybody else having the same problem
I'm just checking hot, hot, hot, … BURN
Cold, cold, cold, …FREEZING hot, hot, hot
Cold, cold, cold, cold
I WANT BOTH, I want both
In one spigot, hot and cold making warm, warm
Ah, feel the warm water it's not BURNING
It's not FREEZING COLD
It's in the middle, it's warm, warm
I can't wait to get back out to my warm water

I just wanted to share that
Thank you very much