Elton John - Shoulder Holster lyrics

Now, it was just like Frankie and Johnny
And it was just like Stagger Lee
Dolly Summers was a simple girl
From a midwest family
With a stucco home and her own Mustang
And a charge account at Sears
Well, she had everything that
A girl could want
To live happy for the rest of her years
(Oh yeah)

But the thing that she wanted most of all
Was the thing that she had lost
To the arms of a downtown blackjack hustler
By the name of Candyfloss
They'd skipped town on a late night train
Heading for the west
Oh, Dolly slipped behind the
Wheel of her Mustang
With a piece between her breast

She put a pistol in her shoulder holster
She took her car up from Santa Fe
Yesterday morning she was washing dishes
Now she's hunting down a runaway
Don't judge a man by a misdemeanor
You may be sorry when his light goes out
Don't put that pistol in
Your shoulder holster oh, you can never
Never tell if the law's about (Oh)

If it seemed just like a movie
Or a night of bad TV they should have had a
Picture of Dolly's face
As she drove across country
With daggers drawn for her fallen man
And venom in her heart
It was nearly dawn when she caught them up
Making out in a picnic park

But the thing that shook her rigid
As she fumbled for her gun
Was the state of the man
That she'd married once
And thought of as the only one
And as she looked back on the chances
That she'd passed up at home
Well, she quietly dumped her
Pistol in a ditch and she headed home alone

Well, she put a pistol
In her shoulder holster
She took her car up from Santa Fe
Yesterday morning she was washing dishes
Now she's hunting down a runaway
Don't judge a man by a misdemeanor
You may be sorry when his light goes out
Don't put that pistol in
Your shoulder holster oh, you can never
Never tell if the law's about

You can never, never tell if the law's about
You can never, never tell if the law's about
You can never, never tell if the law's about
You can never, never tell if the law's about
You can never, never tell if the law's about
Oh, you can never
Never tell if the law's about
Oh, you can never
Never tell if the law's about
You can never, never tell if the law's about
You can never, never tell if the law's about