Eminem, Proof - I Like A Girl Freestyle lyrics

Yo here we go me and my man Proof again
They want the drunk
Freestyle so we gon' slurr
We gon' slurr and all type of shit can ocurr
I got my pen back yo thank you very much
Yo yo you need a ladies touch
Then you better go ask your man R -
Whoops oh whoop hey hey ho only playin
This is? and I am and listen now
Lay down sit back what I'm sayin
Its real and I feel shit is
Always mad real and the feel
You get killed fuck around and lay down
On the muddy playground which is bloody now
You're suddenly gay now and
Didn't even mean it
But yo all of a sudden you and
Ya home boy just stuck his penis
Right up your bung hole and here we
Go we're bout to let one go
Proof get on the mic and tell these
Ladies what you do and don't like

I like a girl cuz I'm a lebria
I like a girl to smoke cheeba
I like a girl thats fat and old like a reaper
I like a girl when I see
That she comes through my speaker
I like a girl that got stretch marks I
Like a girl that loves to fart
I like a girl that takes my heart
And that takes me home at night
Yo when it's dark I like a girl

You like a girl? Yo I like a girl too
A girl thats my world
A girl that kinda reminds me of a squirrel
Cause she always got my nuts in my mouth
I mean her mouth it's what I meant to say
I don't put my own nuts in
My mouth cuz they wouldn't fit
Hey okay so listen to what I'm tryna say
Now let me rewind and gain composure
Now here we go it's the
Explosion of the edosure
Edosior the indonesia that I be
Smokin havin a seizure
When I'm attackin this mic and
I fuckin freeze ya
At my leizure, I had my own leizure
Cause, I ceased the mic so
Here we go lyrical miracle
Spiritual spirical sperial on the
Stereo it's the imperial
And I eat them C's like cereal captain crunch
You get slapped in lunch for actin tough
Like back in the day we smackin the gays
I said we smackin the strays on top
Of that we clappin wit gays
Gay meanin happy, nappy
Scrappy yo come slap me
Pretty girls cuz I like the
Girls I like the girls
With the pretty little curls