Emmy The Great - My Party Is Better Than Yours lyrics

I'm having a party, but you're not invited
Pizza and fizzy pop, it's all so exciting
Sardines and musical chairs
What a shame that you're not here
But, you're not my friend anymore

You've made your position quite
Clear from your distance
What crime have I done
That negates my existence?
Me and all of my other chums will
Sit and talk 'bout your smelly bum
'Cause you're not my friend anymore

We'll have pheasant
And everyone leaves with a present
Kisses and hugs, it's so plеasant, peaceful
I hate you, I hopе that you die

I'm having a party, I hope that you know this
Spend Friday alone and pretend not to notice
All of the stupid things you've done
I know and I'm telling everyone
'Cause you're not my best friend anymore

And tomorrow I will buy a new
Friend from the new friend shop
'Cause my friend you are not
And I hate you, as much as I miss you