Enter Shikari - Slipshod lyrics

"Oi fucks, let's eat 'ere, it looks nice"

Get me the manager! Get, get, get
Get me the manager!

"Oh dear
Oh, what seems to be the problem, sir?"
First of all I was greeted with a grimace
Service with a sneer
He don't want to be here
Second of all I was seated by the window
And the draft was a serious inconvenience
There was lipstick on my glass
And it wasn't mine
We put our order in, I can't believe the time
This is a shambles, your cook is a heathen
Your carpet is ugly and your
Veg ain't in season

My impatience spread like gravy
On a tablecloth
And, and your head looks like it
Was carved out of a nut rory C, tell 'em
I was waiting in line for ten whole minutes
This is unacceptable
You're pushing me to my limit's!
"Please don't raise your voice in here, sir
This is a respected establishment
I'm sure we can sort this out quietly, no?"
Oh really? Well, well
That's a great vase you got there
It'll be a real shame if
Something happened to it

Whoopsie

Slipshod, kick it! Slip!
Slipshod, kick it! Cunt

Slipshod, kick it!

Oh, lordy, lordy