Enter Shikari - The Jester lyrics

"Err, simmer down, ladies and gentlemen
Simmer down, hey
You're acting rather irresponsibly right now
Damn you all"

Hold your horses, steady now
'Cause we're floating precariously
And therefore furthermore frivolously
On tectonic plates
And everything we stand on and
Everything we stand for
Is rather unstable right now
So I think I'll kill some time
And have you done medium rare
But, I think I'll tease my
Palate with some crudités just to prepare
You see, we've had a joker in the pack
Now for quite some time
So I reckon it's just about
Time we roast this swine

This is a crock of shit I refuse to be fed
So knuckle down and use your head
Can it sunshine, bottle it up you ponce
Then knock me up a
Dish with some vol-au-vents

Now I think we should take a
Leaf from the Romans' book
Throw it up! Throw it up!
Now I think we should take a
Leaf from the Romans' book
Throw it up! Throw it up!

Let's throw it up and start again
Let's throw it up and start again

Nicely does it, now steady
Hold, hold target locked
Cop a load of this one oh, yeah!

Ah, that was great
My compliments to the chef
I'm very satisfied
So I'll be sure to dine here again
Fine cuisine
The stuffed cheeks were very agreeable
All in all, a splendid spread