Extended F@mm, Tonedeff, PackFM, Substantial, Session - Celly lyrics

Yo, it's Sunday afternoon
And I've been hibernating thoroughly
Lying beside my girl who's been
Trying to wake me urgently
With a stern sermon about wasting my day
Knowing that if I don't force me outta
Bed with a crowbar I'll lazily stay
I wake upkinda sortatoday's when
The guys come over to write
So I head out to get some
Pizza and buy us soda
Wireless phone to my ear
Giving session a buzz "Yo, Sesh, it's Tone
You want anything? I'm buying us grub"

What?! you lyin in blood?
(Tone) "yeah, and call Pack to wake him up"
(Session) Yo
You breakin up! STAN! They tryin
To take his stuff!
(Stan) Word? then I got bones to
Crack (Session) Let's split up
You bring Tone intact i'mma get up
On the phone wit Pack
Dialing (Pack voicemail) "Its Pack, leave a message"
(Session) "I can't believe this
Pick up!, it's me, it's Session!
Tone got robbed and we tryin to reach you man
Hit me back on the hip or speak to Stan!"

Tones got cracked ribs from
Gettin beat by Stan? I knew one day
These egos would get outta hand
Looks like me and sesh are the
Only ones with level heads

(Stans FRANTIC VOICE) "hello?!" (Pack) Stan
You alright? What's up with you and Tone?"
(Stan pissed) "Yo, pack you
Mumblin again!? Son
You need to get a better phone"
(Pack) yeah, I know you hate Tone
Session left me a message explainin'
(Stan MORE FRANTIC) "WHAT! session got
Hit by a train?" (Stan hangs up)

Jesus H Christ man I was just with'em
(crying) I figured he'd ODwho would
Think a train kill'em
What a horrible way to go! Just think
He just moved away from home rest in peace
Yo, I've gotta save Tone we
Ain't loosing him too
(Gets angry) I'm puting foot in somebody
Ass until they shit shoe
(Stan) Since when do muggers stop to
Let you use the phone!

" (Stan and tone are still talking) "
(Tone) Muggers? Stanwhat the fuck
You yappin about?
I'm buying food, for when you
Sesh & pack are back at the house
You're spazzing out, I'm laughing now
Didn't expect what you said especially that
(Stan) "Well, Aight, Coolbut session is dead"
(Tone) Trueyou want the freshest
Bread? White or wheat?
(Stan) "Why you speaking 'bout bread? I
Said that Session Died! Deceased!"
(Tone) Well, I must be a monkey's uncle
Fuck recordingi'm just beat
(Stan) "Huh? Tone, you're whylin
B" (Tone) "Aight, i'll see ya by the beach"
(Stan) "Hello?" (Tone) Hello? Ahh
Fuck itphone dropped, i'll try to reach
Session to tell him where to find the jeep
So we can ride to the scene

(Session) "Tone, you're still alive!
I figured by now, you'd died in the street!"
Yo, Stan is looking for you man
You told me your were getting jacked!"
(Tone) Jacked? Nah, man
I'm headed to the beach to rest & relax

(Session) You're headed for Pack's? he needs
To start picking his phone up!
(Tone) "No, man, no weed to spark
And I'm not getting coronas"
(Session) "Word? Somebody hot?!
Sweating to bone
Us? Who are these groupie hoes?
(Tone) "yeah, yeah, there's no more studio"
(Session) Oh
Hell no!i will not blow no bootyhole
I don't care if they're porno movie
Proswhat did you agree for?!

(Session) Oh
Shit'stan's gotta hear this! Tone's
Talkin bout 'He-whores'?!
(SubStantial) Hello? (Session) "Wuttup, dog!"
(Stan in shock) I must be fucking dreaming
(Session) First, tone with the He-whoresnow
You're sucking semen? TMI homo
(SubStantial) I thought you died mofo
Well, That's what Pack told me but
I'm glad you're back homie
So you talked to tone too when
We spoke he was bugging
By the way that shit earlier it was nothing
(Session) "Hold on, son
I just caught what you said
You thought I wasdead?! (SubStantial) Yo
You're really about to grow dreads
& copping a lexsweet!
(Session) "HUH!?! Did you'd just say beach?"
(SubStantial) Almost forgotthat's where we're
Supposed to meet
(Session) "Yo that sounds a lot better
Than the meat fest at Tone's
Yo, that type of shit made me head home"
(SubStantial) yeah forget that
So let me hit Pack
(Session) "Son you shouldn't sniff crack!? "
(SubStantial) Well, If not me, who? Son
See ya round 2! (Stan hangs up)
(Stan calls Pack)

(SubStantial) Hello? (PackFM) Stan
You hung upyou got a bad attitude!
(SubStantial) You had me
Thinkin session died
Nigganow I'm mad at you
(PackFM) What you mean
The session's 5? Tone said to
Meet him after 2?
By the wassup wit u? you guys settle ya beef?
(SubStantial) "NO PACK! SESSION'S NOT LAYING
Dead in the streets!
Matter of fact we all meetin up
And heading to the beach (PackFM) Yo
Chill! Watch ya speech man! Who
You callin a bitch? I'm a grown ass man i
Ain't gotta take this shit
(SubStantial) "WHAT YOU TAKIN A
SHIT?" (PackFM) Oh, you gonna BREAK MY
WRIST? Dog, you need to slow ya roll?
Are you still pissed about the
Girl from 'Upclose and Personal'?
(SubStantial) "Nah, we goin to the
Beach not the studio
But we can rehearse for the show"
(PackFM) Look this reception sucks
I can't hear a word you're sayin
I'm on my way to Tone's houseand I'll
Call you on the way in
(SubStantial) "yeah pack
You kinda do look like marlon wayans
But my minutes ain't cheap
Dog \ I'll see you at the beach"
(PackFM) "Uh ok yeah the beach, man
Whatever you say
Lemme, get off this phone and tell
Tone that I'm on my way

Yo, I just spoke to Stan
He throwing hands at you?
That's some real shit
I never knew you two was beefin"
(Tone) We are? (Pack) "I
Don't believe this? Son, you got amnesia!"
(Tone) I do? (Pack) "Holy
Mary Mother of Jesus!" (Tone) Pack
You're buggin! Stan told me
Bout this beach trip
(Pack) "Ski Trip?" (Tone) Nah
Beach Trip (Pack) "Aight, that sounds decent
I was headed to your crib
So let's see where team is"
(Tone) Ayo, but don't hang up! (Pack) "Nah
I'mma use the 3 Way genius" (Tone) Oh yeah
I forgotyou work with Celly's - Not beepers
But hurry the fuck upi'm trying
To stick some hot beaver!

(Tone & Stan) "Huh?" (Pack) And hold
On as I call session
I'm trying to hit the beach by nightfall
(Session) "I never said 'fuck you' pack!
(Tone) What's up with that?! I
Thought y'all loved that track!
If y'all didn't like it
There ain't no need to make excuses
And try to be nice to me
And cancel studio with crew trips
(Stan) "Tone, what the fuck! Why
You trippin?" (PackFM) "Oh, shit Stan is
Mad at Tone again! CHILL STAN! Don't hit em!"
(Session) Faggots! Now
Stan's trying to get with him? That's FOSS!"
Hold Up, I got a call
And I'm getting the fuck off
(Stan) Fuck y'all! This ain't phone sex
I'm hangin up (Pack) "Say
Whattone's Flesh!?! And Paper Cuts!
Stan! Don't kill him!" (Tone) Awww Man
I'm going homei am confused as hell

(Session) Hello? Hello that was the
A&R on the other line, son!
They wanna sign us! Hello? Hello? Man
Fuck thati'm goin solo!