Extra Life - Discipline For Edwin lyrics

Where is my wooden club?
Where is my wooden club?
I've torn the closet up
The house is overrun with
Wild screaming children
Edwin is running wild edwin is running wild
Where is my wooden club?
Where is my wooden club?
Where is my wooden club?
I've torn the closet up
The house is overrun with
Wild screaming children
Edwin is running wild edwin is running wild
Where is my wooden club?
Discipline, discipline i'll shut you up, boy
I'll put you down discipline, discipline
I'll break your arm, boy
Your mother's not around
Discipline, discipline
Where is my wooden club?
A coat hanger will do a coat hanger will do
It's all that I can find
It's rusted metal head is thin
Thin and twisted
But broad and wooden are it's shoulders
Straight enough to tame a child
Straight enough to tame a child
A coat hanger will do discipline, discipline
I'll teach you right, boy
I'll whip your face discipline, discipline
I'll do my job, boy whatever it takes
Discipline, discipline a coat hanger will do
Edwin your eyes are dead
Edwin your eyes are dead
I've torn the sockets up
They're scarred with milky glaze
Forever cancelled
Edwin, you'll grow up blind
Edwin, you'll grow up blind
Forgive me, forgive me little one
Forgive me, forgive me little one
Little little little little
Please, please, forgive me little one