Flatbush Zombies - Thug Waffle lyrics

Today I purchased a coffin and
I ain't even die yet
Smoked about a hundred blunts and
I ain't even high yet
Wrote my verse in poison ink
Watch you biters digest
Got the illest grind yet
No eye can deny this
Lungs full of uh, eyes bloody red, nigga
Gold fangs on, uh, pocket full of dead niggas
Smoke some, bitch
What the fuck you waiting on?
I know it's a virtue, but baby
My patience is gone get our relation on
Take her to a vacant home
What you want, a quicky sticky? Okay
I won't takey long
Split the dutch down the middle
Like Moses did the sea
Count it up, bag it up, we love money
We love weed met this one bimbo
Told her my name was Meech
But she keep calling me Mandingo
My eyes bloody red so she
Probably think I'm evil
Truly, it's the weed smoke from
All this sour diesel
Light it, then I breathe slow

Seaweed flow, must be from that weed smoke
Eyes Chinese cause we smoking sour diesel
Blunts Siamese, two of these, you be me, yo
Fuck the police though
We smoke it like it's legal
Seaweed flow, must be from that weed smoke
Eyes Chinese cause we smoking sour diesel
Blunts Siamese, two of these, you be me, yo
Fuck the police though
We smoke it like it's legal

Smoke break smoke break
Smoke break smoke break

Juicy, Mr young Bone, AK, I'm so gone
Hoes love me - Jeroooome
Hoes love me - Jerooooome
Sit back, get smacked, get stoned
In the back of the back of the room
With a Mac in the back of the room
She acting doomed blaow, splat in the room
Women, they awful, I mean they on fours
Call this my dumb flow, Urkel, Waldo
Call this my purp flow, roll up the indo
I'm here, dog, what you here for?
Hip-hop is dead, Zombies for prez
Remindy, untimely, two blunts I'm Siamese
Pussy, we grind thee, sticky and grimey
Wicked unchain me, twisted my frame be
Blunt after blunt after blunt
So stuck, so stuck off the what?
Sticky, icky, quickly, vicky, lick
Me, no hickeys, gin and whiskey
Just me and some kitties, swiftly

Seaweed flow, must be from that weed smoke
Eyes Chinese cause we smoking sour diesel
Blunts Siamese, two of these, you be me, yo
Fuck the police though
We smoke it like it's legal
Seaweed flow, must be from that weed smoke
Eyes Chinese cause we smoking sour diesel
Blunts Siamese, two of these, you be me, yo
Fuck the police though
We smoke it like it's legal