Freshy Kanal, ProjectAlpha22 - Alexander Hamilton vs. Luke Skywalker lyrics

Rap Battle luke Skywalker
Vs alexander Hamilton
Begin!

How does a master, orphan
Science-fiction samurai become the biggest
Sellout in a billion dollar franchise?
Damn right,  you're quite the high talker
Skywalker
But I'll beat you in the double, son
I am your founding father!
You used to be the coolest
Saved the galaxy from trouble
But then you became a burnout
Just like your aunt and uncle
Scattered in your tattered robes while I'm
Ranking in the high courts
Unless your goal's to bore me
What exactly do you fight for?
He comes to spit, although, of
Which I have dismissed, sir
He thinks that he's the shit and that
He's hit with what he's dissed, sir
I know our families are both of our passions
But you just wanna' take your sister
To the room where it happens!

We both have big battles that
Brought us to our acclaim
But when it comes to duels
You got that Stormtrooper aim!
Hamill's hamming on Hamilton you
Couldn't hold a candlestick
Your wife already burned you
For me- Alexander Anakin
This battle, man, I'm owning
It! The force, man, i'm honing it!
When I took my shot, I've got the
Death Star exploding it's quite hopeless
Prick
Your only motivation's to be famous? Shit
I'll leave you whipped
Like every single slave you shipped!

Go squeeze some breast milk
Here's something to raise a glass for:
We both have music specials-
Wait, that's right, george trashed yours!
No amount of ticket sales
Could match my Tonys
Should be calling me Best Picture because
You will never own me!
Yeah, I'm decking a jester
A mess your director had
Oughta' rewrite to correct
We're not equals, I'm the USA prequel
That's something that my fans
Will never forget
You're Disney's bitch I'm the
Brains behind Moana
Got private shows with White House
Folks and features with Obama!
Your legacy became some losers living with
Their mamas, spewing racist drama
Giving child actors trauma

You made the New York Shitpost
On politics across the world?
You're the AP US history
Version of Gossip Girl!
You still piss in a pot I've
Got a space fleet saving planets
What could you possibly do to
Me? Raise my taxes?! So let's wrap it up
Your aims and plans are making zero progress
But no wonder, since you got lost following
Your political compass!
I mean, you let your son get killed
You made an enemy of Jefferson
You're picking fights on your own
Side and shittalking your president!
Your history's a hurricane
What I find most depressing is this lawyer's
Legacy's confined to lift unlawful dresses
Scandals left your life in shambles you
Died in a helpless state
I don't need the Force to make
Washington turn in his grave!

Who won? Who's next?
You decide the next rap battle is on the-