Freshy Kanal - Donkey Kong vs Winston lyrics

Donkey Kong: I'm the almighty ape
And you think you can nerf me?
You're gonna wish that you
Shoulda picked Mercy!
You're fed on the spoon
I'm fed up with this douche
Wanna be an astronaut? Give my
Full moon a smooch!
If Winston's really tryna become a human
He's crazy acting tough
But on the inside you're a peanut butter baby
Not a monkey, not a scientist
Your evolution's late
You're the Helen Keller on the
Planet of the Apes
So you're thinking you're the best of
Thе tanks? You almost had me
You thought you'd get me choking
But i'm not your daddy
Thеy sent a nerd to kick
Some ass? What a tragedy
You fix your glasses like the first thing
You're about to say is "AKCHUALLY" winston:
Your threats are more empty than your head
I'm fed up only got food on your mind
Your brain's a literal banana
You think you're "Very Hard"? Com to me
I bash foes expand Dong put a whole new
Meaning into Smash Bros
When I jump, the earth shakes
You're dropping in the breeze
Cuz so far your return's
Were a tropical sneeze
I go apeshit like Hov! Every beat
I go drop em
You got 99 lives? I'm causing 99 problems!

Donkey Kong:
Carbon copies of DK have no hope in a battle
But from the rollout
You're still the bottom of the barrel

Winston:
You steal women like a ripoff of King Kong
You faker shouldn't call me a copy if
You're already a Tracer

Donkey Kong:
Who could you ever hurt with only
10 seconds to rip up?
I leave banana peels on tracks
Try not to slip up

Winston:
Is this Cranky's shop? Cuz I don't buy it
Even K rool scales more ever
Since you went quiet

Donkey Kong:
You talk in puzzles, it's enough!
I'm grooving like Stickerbrush
Couldn't find a single punch
Even Squawks is giving up!
I'm starting uprisings that'll leave
This boy scarred
The last time that Gorillaz went
Humanz it flopped hard
So go beg your friends to
Help in your last wishes
I'll leave you rapping alone
Like it's Christmas!

Winston: This battle's not a tie
Though you're still a pain in the neck
In the shadow of Mario
You're a jumping silhouette
And the way you treat your
Helping animals annoys me
No wonder this Nintendo product would
Abuse his own employees
You're running nothing but
A dysfunctional bundle
Took your whole family tree and
Made a patchwork jungle
While your past turned to crumbles
I'm witnessing you decay
You're a baby kong and I served you like BK!