Gridline Studios, Snakebite126, Commander Jacob, Jay Chay - Target vs Walmart (Album Version) lyrics

Gridline Rap Battles target
Vs walmart!
Begin!

Calling all Customers, a limited time offer
Watch Walmart get wrecked by all the
Rhymes I have to offer
I’m the hottest on the market
Check my-Self Out while I’m beating you
Goodnight, Mr walton this is the
Only time I’m greeting you here’s a thought
Stop changing your damn layout
Every couple days!
If the customers aren’t serviced
Then you’ll drive them all away
Think you’re above the law? Well
Suit up! I’ll throw up my Bеtty Dukes
I’ve got my "Target" acquirеd! No
AEDs is gonna fuck you

Open the Gates to my Cash Buffet
Because my business is Bloomin’
And I could count on one hand
How much your customers are consumin’
I was cha chinging in China
While the Canucks left you wincing
You can’t hold a Canadian candle to
The bucks that I’m bringing #1 in saving
Dropping rhymes and prices like bombs
Your stores only best at being the
#1 place for soccer moms
The Walton name is priceless
You can’t compete with my prices
Hell, in two years I could solve and
Pay off the student debt crisis

The Watchmen called
They want their logo back
Bullseye wouldn’t touch that shit if it
Was a bacon covered snack
Maybe my store has the
Karens, but, my friend
You’ve got all the druggies
My prices are still low without
Having the waters muddied

While you were checking your prices for
Your dogs first class seat
I ran up so much profit
They’re still middling in the east
I expected more
But I guess you only get what you paid for
I’ll finish your ass in a moment
There’s someone at the door

Hey Alexa, who’s the most prime in the game?
Who’s leaving brick-and-mortars afraid?
2 days for shipping the pain?
One click away, Amazon’s Kindling flames!
Between these two dying names
Let me start making my mark on the Target
You’re the watered down soccer mom zombified
Version of K mart’s carcass
Walmart, you’re milking your products
But you don’t see any more cheddar
I don’t think anyone’s ever seen
Worse Black Fridays since Rebecca’s
So fly like my drones
I’m the retail that’ll prevail in history
Don’t you bother dissing me
None of you suckers could match my delivery