Hank Green - Adult Female lyrics

This song is for a girl
No wait I changed my mind
This song, is for a human adult female

Is it just me or is it creepy
How often pet names refer to little children?

And it's not just girl
And it's not just baby
It's also boy and I think
It's where we get shawty
So this song is for the adult female I love
And if there's anything she's
Been dreaming of all she has to do is ask
And if she wants me to
I'll do whatever she asks me to do
As long as it isn't really evil
Or otherwise makes me uncomfortable
Cause that's what love is, and I have it
For her

This song is about love
But, it's not about what you're thinking of
Especially if you are justin bieber

Love is hard and love is messy
And it can hurt worse than fire And sometimes
It makes you want to tear down a
Building with your bare hands

But it also happens to be
The best thing that's ever happened to me
And I'm obviously not a big fan of hyperbole

So this song is for the adult female I love
And if there's anything she's
Been dreaming of
And if I can acquire it with
The amount of money I have
Without making myself destitute
All she has to do is ask
And I'll be with her until the end of time
As long as time ends before one of us dies
Cause that's what love is, and I have it
For her