Hank Green - Bad Day on Chat Roulette lyrics

Oh it seems so exciting, I can talk to anyone
I just begin the game and launch into the fun
But 15 perverts later
I still haven’t had a chance
To talk to anyone but that
Giant guy in woman’s underpants

It’s the kind of instant judgement that
I fear in the real world
Where it only takes a moment to
Realize you’re not a girl
And then they click on next
The game is over, yes I’ve lost again
But, I keep on trying anyway
Because someday I soon I’ll win

And I try to pour my heart out
But they keep clickin’ next
Because I’m having a bad day on chat roulette
Yes I’m having a bad day on Chat Roulette
And suddenly this cute girl pops
Up on my screen
She’s like the answer to my prayers
The woman of my dreams
Any she pauses on my face and
I think she could be mine
I say hello, she smiles
I’ve got my chance and then she hit's F-9

Then in her place there is a
Rowdy group of angry brittish teens
Followed by a person who does
Not want to be seen
And then a guy with awesome abs
Who won’t put on a shirt and then
Of course a very very long string of perverts

And I try to pour my heart out
But they keep clickin’ next
Because I’m having a bad day on chat roulette
Yes I’m having a bad day on Chat Roulette

The pretty girls are all
Busy having pleasant conversations
With guys who’ve been nexting for hours
I really should eliminate all my expectations
I should also, probably take a shower
Then a guy comes on and he see’s me playin
And I can tell he
Understands everything I’m saying
He pulls down his guitar and he plays along

And I try to pour my heart out
But they keep clickin’ next
Because I’m having a bad day on chat roulette
Yes I’m having a bad day on Chat Roulette