Hank Green - Farmville lyrics

I just made a discovery that
May just change my life while I was clicking
Through this newfangled Facebook site
It's a place where I can live the
Way I've always dreamed
Without really ever doing anything
Which is good because I
Don't like doing things
No, my life isn't so important to me
See there's one place I'd much rather be

Down on the farm the sky is always blue
And we never kill the pigs
And the cows never poo
And everything's adorable
And I know everyone
And we can plant anything
Under this never-setting sun
Oh, it hasn't gotten old
And I hope it never will
Let me introduce you
To my new home, Farmville

I drag my ragged ass to work
Yeah I can barely lift my feet
I'm operating on about four hours' sleep
I was up all night
Growing food to feed the world
Just me and an army of girls
Friendless twelve-year-old girls
The boss throws me some work without
So much as a hello
And suddenly I know exactly where I wanna go

Down on the farm
Where the sky is always blue
And we never kill the pigs
And the cows never poo
And everything's adorable
And I know everyone
And we can plant anything
Under this never-setting sun

Oh, it hasn't gotten old
And I hope it never will
Let me introduce you
To my new home, Farmville

In the last few months
Well, I've become a millionaire
There's just so much fun
Than playing solitaire
I've got an oddly shaped house
That I couldn't fit inside
And animals that will never die
No matter how much I neglect them
They're alive
It might not be real life but I don't mind
Since there's no place I'd
Rather spend my time

Than down on the farm
Where the sky is always blue
And we never kill the pigs
And the cows don't poo
And everything's adorable
And I know everyone
And we can plant anything
Under this never-setting sun

Oh, it hasn't gotten old
And I hope it never will
Let me introduce you
To my new home, Farmville