Hank Green - I'm Not Edward Cullen lyrics

The hidden moon is rising over Forks
Washington and suddenly you shy away
From my body's warmth
My muscles are hard as I can make 'em
But that's not enough for you
You want me to be cold and hard
Like a moving marble statue

The only thing that you think you need
Is the one thing that I can never be

You don't love me cause I'm not Edward Cullen
I can wear sparkly make-up and
Act all brave and sullen
But, you can't help but realize these
Are golden contacts in my eyes
So you think you can't be the
One and only girl for me
Only one man can protect me from harm
Plus a hundred years of investment
Made him richer than God
For a century he saved his virginity for me
But, I know all about that girl
You scored with in 2003

He's the only man that I can't resist
And you can't convince me he does not exist

I can't love you cause
You're not Edward Cullen
You can wear sparkly make-up and
Act all brave and sullen
But, I can't help but realise these
Are golden contacts in your eyes
So you can never be the one
And only boy for me

It's so superficial that you
Love his fancy cars
But Edward Cullen also never ever has to fart
I hope some day his child will rip
It's way out of your womb
Give up now and we can still be friends
I'll never fall in love with you

The only thing that you think you need
Is the one thing that I can never be

You don't love me cause I'm not Edward Cullen
I can wear sparkly make-up and
Act all brave and sullen
But, you can't help but realize these
Are golden contacts in my eyes
So you think you can't be the
One and only girl for me